derek's definitions

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

by Derek January 8, 2004

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

oogle

a diragatory name for a person who hangs out with streetkids and thinks he or she is one but he has a place to go when it gets too cold or rough. Not a truly a streetkid or gutterpunk.

I hate that oogle, spare changing when you know that in two days he'll go home to his mom's house.

by derek January 17, 2004

Canadian flag

A pot leaf with two rolling papers

British Columbia is the marijuana capitol of the world

by derek January 22, 2004

Niggaroo

A negro from Australia

They got Niggaroo's down under.

by Derek January 31, 2004

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

by Derek February 8, 2004