derek's definitions

down pocket time

When ones depressed, or is having a mood swing. and everything seems to suck.

Man today sucks, im having a down pocket time

by Derek October 29, 2003

pancake

when you take your ball sack and put it over some ones face

a girl was giving me head and then i pancaked her.

by derek May 13, 2005

doojer

A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long

Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Ortizzle

Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz.

"Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!"

by Derek December 29, 2004

dirty dragon

When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snorting smoke out

I was getting head last night but I didn't really like the girl so I gave that bitch a dirty dragon

by Derek July 28, 2006

bee-otch

Term used to express dislike of an object

That test was a biotch!

by Derek August 10, 2004

Manly

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

by Derek February 14, 2007