dennis scott's definitions

orned

Synonym to "owned" "pwned" etc.

omgzOR hi2u i liek orned t3h n00b with my r337 deagle KEKEKKEKEKEKEK!!!!

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

gnawking

intentionally avoiding stepping on imperfections, including lines and cracks, in a pavement or pathway

Hutch: Nooooooooooo!
Sonny-Bill: What's wrong Hutch?
Hutch: I stepped on a crack!!
Sonny-Bill: Ohh! You dirty gnawker

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

schnasm

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004

bandeezy

A piece of synthetic or natural fabric, often of an exotic visual layout, designed to swaddle a person's exterior such as their arm or head.

Jive Bunny: Dawwg where should I throw my bandeezy - on my fucking arm or on my head?

Maverick: Duuuuuude!??!?! DUUUUUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!!!!! DUUUUUUDE SHE CREASED MY FUCKING JEANS!!!

Jive Bunny: Dawg what's up with that!!

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

Coig

The sound a sponge makes whilst being relieved of its wetness.

Dude!!! Did you hear that coig!!!

by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

distape

A piece of sticky tape that has collected dust, or other small foreign objects, and thus become stickyless and unusable

Hutch: Sonny...what's with this sticky tape you gave me? it doesnt work!
Sonny-Bill: Ahh i dropped it, its distape now

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

mloke

The tapping of someone's shoulder, from the opposite direction of the shoulder that was tapped, with the intention of confusing the tapee who is unaware of who has tapped him....aka shoulder fake-out

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, did you just tap me on the shoulder?
Sonny-Bill: No Hutch i didn't, must have been someone else...
Hutch: Ahhhh.....that't the third mloke i've fallen for today

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003