dennis scott's definitions

cleansneisure

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

by Dennis Scott April 4, 2004

homoerrata

A situation whereby a male who is sexually inclined towards other males mistakes another male as being homosexual, and thus proceeds to attempt to win his heart.

Trent: Hey there big boy, I hear they call you Fat Tony... ;)
Ant: I'm not gay
Trent: I'm so sorry, I could have sworn that you ride the man train.
Ant: That's alright, just an innocent case of homoerrata...

by Dennis Scott August 10, 2004

Harsem

A lyrical error made by someone singing along to a song. Includes either getting the lyrics completely incorrect, or singing them in the wrong place.

Hutch: Hey Sonny-Bill i love that song from topgun.....'Likely..to be....danger prone.....'
Sonny-Bill: Haha thats a massive Harsem its 'Highway to the Danger Zone'

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

gnawking

intentionally avoiding stepping on imperfections, including lines and cracks, in a pavement or pathway

Hutch: Nooooooooooo!
Sonny-Bill: What's wrong Hutch?
Hutch: I stepped on a crack!!
Sonny-Bill: Ohh! You dirty gnawker

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

disenchaunting

A situation whereby two or more neanderthal's say their farewells at the conclusion to a conversation, only to then unintentionally walk in the same direction, in doing so, remaining in the company of each other and thus creating awkwardness.

Sonny-Bill: So I says "What is this? Grandma with the birthday presents? SUCK IT BITCH!"
Hutch: Ha Ha you're too much. Oops better bail - I'm late for my appointment. Cya mate!
Sonny-Bill: Cheers

* Both persons start walking in the same direction to their respective cars *

Hutch: This is a bit disenchaunting.
Sonny-Bill: Yeh I reckon mate. Dead set awkward.

by Dennis Scott November 22, 2005

mloke

The tapping of someone's shoulder, from the opposite direction of the shoulder that was tapped, with the intention of confusing the tapee who is unaware of who has tapped him....aka shoulder fake-out

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, did you just tap me on the shoulder?
Sonny-Bill: No Hutch i didn't, must have been someone else...
Hutch: Ahhhh.....that't the third mloke i've fallen for today

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

schnasm

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004