dennis scott's definitions

disenchaunting

A situation whereby two or more neanderthal's say their farewells at the conclusion to a conversation, only to then unintentionally walk in the same direction, in doing so, remaining in the company of each other and thus creating awkwardness.

Sonny-Bill: So I says "What is this? Grandma with the birthday presents? SUCK IT BITCH!"
Hutch: Ha Ha you're too much. Oops better bail - I'm late for my appointment. Cya mate!
Sonny-Bill: Cheers

* Both persons start walking in the same direction to their respective cars *

Hutch: This is a bit disenchaunting.
Sonny-Bill: Yeh I reckon mate. Dead set awkward.

by Dennis Scott November 22, 2005

orned

Synonym to "owned" "pwned" etc.

omgzOR hi2u i liek orned t3h n00b with my r337 deagle KEKEKKEKEKEKEK!!!!

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

oiley bits

A term describing a female's reproductive organs

Jamie: SHOW US YA OILEY BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING ETCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

bandeezy

A piece of synthetic or natural fabric, often of an exotic visual layout, designed to swaddle a person's exterior such as their arm or head.

Jive Bunny: Dawwg where should I throw my bandeezy - on my fucking arm or on my head?

Maverick: Duuuuuude!??!?! DUUUUUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!!!!! DUUUUUUDE SHE CREASED MY FUCKING JEANS!!!

Jive Bunny: Dawg what's up with that!!

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

homoerrata

A situation whereby a male who is sexually inclined towards other males mistakes another male as being homosexual, and thus proceeds to attempt to win his heart.

Trent: Hey there big boy, I hear they call you Fat Tony... ;)
Ant: I'm not gay
Trent: I'm so sorry, I could have sworn that you ride the man train.
Ant: That's alright, just an innocent case of homoerrata...

by Dennis Scott August 10, 2004

cleansneisure

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

by Dennis Scott April 4, 2004

ronking

The deliberate and concious refusal to flush the toilet after urinating.

JB: For fucks sake Brett stop ronking

(5 minutes later)

Brett: Huh?

by Dennis Scott April 4, 2004