dennis scott's definitions

mloke

The tapping of someone's shoulder, from the opposite direction of the shoulder that was tapped, with the intention of confusing the tapee who is unaware of who has tapped him....aka shoulder fake-out

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, did you just tap me on the shoulder?
Sonny-Bill: No Hutch i didn't, must have been someone else...
Hutch: Ahhhh.....that't the third mloke i've fallen for today

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

chronopolypse

A moment during a large function, in which there is one primary speaker, where numerous watches or personal timekeepers beep to signal the passing of another hour at the same time

Hutch: How'd you go in your speech this morning?
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!

by Dennis Scott September 23, 2003

gnawking

intentionally avoiding stepping on imperfections, including lines and cracks, in a pavement or pathway

Hutch: Nooooooooooo!
Sonny-Bill: What's wrong Hutch?
Hutch: I stepped on a crack!!
Sonny-Bill: Ohh! You dirty gnawker

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

distape

A piece of sticky tape that has collected dust, or other small foreign objects, and thus become stickyless and unusable

Hutch: Sonny...what's with this sticky tape you gave me? it doesnt work!
Sonny-Bill: Ahh i dropped it, its distape now

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

oiley bits

A term describing a female's reproductive organs

Jamie: SHOW US YA OILEY BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING ETCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

schnasm

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004

disenchaunting

A situation whereby two or more neanderthal's say their farewells at the conclusion to a conversation, only to then unintentionally walk in the same direction, in doing so, remaining in the company of each other and thus creating awkwardness.

Sonny-Bill: So I says "What is this? Grandma with the birthday presents? SUCK IT BITCH!"
Hutch: Ha Ha you're too much. Oops better bail - I'm late for my appointment. Cya mate!
Sonny-Bill: Cheers

* Both persons start walking in the same direction to their respective cars *

Hutch: This is a bit disenchaunting.
Sonny-Bill: Yeh I reckon mate. Dead set awkward.

by Dennis Scott November 22, 2005