schnasm 

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

schnasm by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004

schnasty 

fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.

A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.

J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.

schnasty by angus bohanon July 9, 2006

Schnasberry

An imaginary word that is made up by niggas that are high

that Schnasberry tastes like Schnasberry

Schnasberry by R G October 13, 2003

schnamez 

When hollering at a girl and you wanna know what her name is.

“Yo Mike check out that fine chick bet you she’s got a nice fur burg.” “You’re right Chris lemme see.” “Yo Schnamez!!!!”

schnamez by Monetmoney May 21, 2018

take a Schnase 

To let go with a really foul smelling dump. Associated with a egotistical,self-centered, rich perverted individual, who believes the World is his own toilet.

Man, I ate so much, I need to go take a Schnase.

take a Schnase by Josh Shuler February 28, 2007

schnasty 

A word my friends and I came up with, originally "snasty", a slur of "that's nasty". Like "bad", it can be used with either a good or a bad connotation, meaning either "yuck!" or "sweet!"

Dude, that was so schnasty, do it again!

schnasty by SouthwestHaHa August 30, 2004

Schnassage

A massage for a Schnauzer dog in which he greatly enjoys it and possibly stairs creepily into your eyes wondering where the night will go from there.

I gave Fritz a Schnassage and then he stared deeply into my eyes

Schnassage by Rossinator14 May 4, 2010