When you are walking with a person, usually in a crowd or with other people around, and you semi-turn and start to say something to them, only to realise they are either not there or someone else is instead. Leads to an often embarrasing cover-up or apology.
Hutch: Well Sonny I says I says....by the way did you.....
Random: what?
Hutch: Oh....sorry....i thought you were someone else.....just a geverette sorry
Random: what?
Hutch: Oh....sorry....i thought you were someone else.....just a geverette sorry
by Dennis Scott October 13, 2003
by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003
When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.
Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.
by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004
A moment during a large function, in which there is one primary speaker, where numerous watches or personal timekeepers beep to signal the passing of another hour at the same time
Hutch: How'd you go in your speech this morning?
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!
by Dennis Scott September 23, 2003
by Dennis Scott April 04, 2004
Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel
(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!
by Dennis Scott April 04, 2004
An unintentional encounter between two beings where both gesture towards moving in the same direction at the same time, creating an awkwardness. May occur several times in a single confrontation.
by Dennis Scott September 02, 2003