physlexic 

The condition of having physlexia, that is, having an altered sense of proprioception or difficulty following physical commands; poor motor-planning. A motor-moron. Combining 'dyslexia' with 'physical', with liberties taken with true suffix meaning.

Despite the clear and concise command to bend her elbow, the patient continued to straighten her arm, causing her physical therapist to suspect the patient was physlexic.

physlexic by deerex July 2, 2009

Proslexic 

Proslexic is where someone has some immense power over their language. Don't argue with a proslexic, they WILL own you to hell and back with ridiculously long words and grammar.

Sailor Mac: That guy over there, he keeps looking at me funny.

Sailor Dan: Don't mess with him Mac, that guy's proslexic. Say anything to him and he'll shoot you down in seconds.

Man in the corner: *Smirk*

Proslexic by BlackjackHardwick February 5, 2010

Phylexcution 

The act of executing the false ideas one hides their entire being in(phylactery) and subsequent absorption in oblivion.

You're deriviate nature has gone from being mesmerising and aloof, to merely undesirably capricious and fickle, the phylexcution of your part of existance will start right after this cup o' coffee.

Phylexcution by Son of the mornin' October 14, 2008

pyslexia 

(n) The condition of having to urinate so badly you cannot focus on what you are reading.

I had to take a potty break from cramming because I had contracted pyslexia.

pyslexia by Papalopolis October 28, 2013