dboyfromdahood's definitions

battle of the bulge

when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment

I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.

by dboyfromdahood March 6, 2013

Glazed Donut

A bunch of guys have a circle jerk around a plain donut, and they ejaculate on it. The guy that ejaculates last has to eat the now "glazed" donut.

Bob came last so that poor dude had to eat the glazed donut.

by dboyfromdahood February 18, 2013

A.N.U.

stands for All Niggered Up

usually refers to vehicles with 24+ inch rims, loud bumping stereo, etc.

that 75 caddy was cool until it got A.N.U.

by dboyfromdahood June 14, 2013

Nuclear Assplosion

When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl

Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK

by dboyfromdahood April 16, 2012

whale penis intake

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics

The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.

by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011