A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.
by David December 09, 2003
1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
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"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"
by david December 15, 2003
Nick gave melissa the reddest hicky on her neck last night, while they were getting all kinds of freaky.
by david October 10, 2004
An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.
by David March 06, 2004