david's definitions

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 7, 2004

dugout

To defecate in a public urinal. Called so because it has to be "dug out" of the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker".

I was pissed off with the service at the restaurant, so I went to the bathroom and left them a dugout.

by David September 28, 2005

pen/pin

Two words that people from the South of the United States mispronounce the same way. They always mispronounce ''pen'' as ''pin''. That's an incorrect pronunciation. ''pen'' is supposed to have the ''e'' sound in ''pet'' not the ''i'' sound in ''pit''.

Those Southerners have a problem with not distinguishing ''en/in'' and ''em/im'' and pronounce the words ''hem'' and ''him'', and ''pen'' and ''pin'' the same way which are correctly pronounced differently.

by David December 18, 2004

country music

A style of music which involves a guitar and drums and has someone who sings to the beat of softer music.

Clint Black
Alan Jackson

by David April 23, 2004

Hrm Hrm

The act of getting it on
See hooking up

Harry said to Sally, "Can we Hrm Hrm later?"

by David December 10, 2003

mongos

large breasts on a female.

hey dogg this one biatch iwent out with had some titanic MONGOS!!!!!11

by david December 7, 2003

rats

retarded assholes that suck

everybody in that group over there are rats!!

by david October 26, 2003