Definitions by daveless
Hugo Sanchez
The greatest Mexican footballer of all time, and one of the few things Mexico has to be proud of. He played in many clubs, including Real Madrid in which he helped win many titles, and he played for the Mexican national team but didn't go too far with them. He is the closest Mexico has to a Maradona or Pele
Jim: Wow, Wayne Rooney scored from far away!
Old geezer: Pfft, I've seen Hugo Sanchez score with a backflip kick back in '88, he would embarrass you all if he still played.
Old geezer: Pfft, I've seen Hugo Sanchez score with a backflip kick back in '88, he would embarrass you all if he still played.
Hugo Sanchez by daveless August 15, 2006
Ronaldo
One of the greatest Brazilian footballers of all time. He gets overlooked because of Christiano Ronaldo who is an inferior player, and mentioning "Ronaldo" will make more people think of Christiano than the Brazilian star.
Me: Wow, Ronaldo just played a great game.
Some moron: Oh, Christiano Ronaldo? that cheating scum!
Me: No, the bald Ronaldo you stupid brit.
Some moron: Oh, Christiano Ronaldo? that cheating scum!
Me: No, the bald Ronaldo you stupid brit.
ronaldiho
An incorrect spelling of Ronaldinho
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Joga TV
A series of football (soccer) commercials by Nike promoting the "beauty" of the sport and showing examples of "how it should be". The host of these clips is Eric Cantona, a legendary Manchester United footballer who promotes fair play and passion, but hates the pulling of shirts and voilence on the field yet he once unleashed a kung fu kick on a fan back in 1995.