dave's definitions

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

owwww

Common phrase used by Britney Spear in songs. Also used as a pause breaker to start a conversation, although it has many other uses, and can be used randomly throughout conversation.

"OOOOOwwwwwwwww, alright like?"
"OOwwwwww, cush like"
"My chinks itchy as fuck, oooooowww"

by dave May 13, 2005

velveeta cheetah

a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.

I was working the bar and whipped up a velveeta cheetah for my pal Vern.

by Dave May 13, 2005

dong breath

After some ho be giving ya head and then ya sniff her breath, thats be what yall smelling

man that ho is such a skank, she always gots the dong breath

by Dave May 13, 2005

The Philosophers Legacy

A legend/myth which occurred in 1945, when the 3 Allied Powers, United States, China, and Russia, combined funds, which in total was 100 billion dollars, to battle the Axis powers. This is how the Atomic Bomb and many other advances in technology was made. Rumor has it that a large portion of it is still hidden. The men and women who were involved in The Philosopher's Legacy were also known as the Twelve Wisemen's Committee, the Patriots, or the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Where is the Philosopher's Legacy?

by Dave May 13, 2005

neshach

syrian word; low life or a ball buster

the fucking neshach is on the phone again

by Dave May 13, 2005

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005