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retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.
"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."
by Dave January 14, 2004
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bobo

by dave August 8, 2003
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winona ryder

A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.
If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.
by Dave November 13, 2003
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monkey

*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.
"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
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hamham

shut the fuck up you hamham
by Dave January 15, 2004
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l33tz0r

A slight upgrade from l33t. Which means to be "elite." The "z0r" adds power to it, therefore making it describe someone who is quite extraordinarily elite compared to the average elite individual.
"Omg, that d00d is so l33tz0r, hes gotta be useing teh h4x0r's."
by Dave December 29, 2003
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massage

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.
"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me
by Dave February 13, 2004
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