dave's definitions

Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 14, 2004

classy

A term I use to refer to something original, but to the point of looking so cool in the process.

"Solid Snake throwing a grenade into the turret of the M1 tank....that's so classy. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

by Dave July 15, 2005

movie

*A motion picture, usually made in Hollywood and lasting for roughly one hour. There are all kinds of movies.

*A slang term referring to an argument being carried out by two or more individuals. Called so because of the amount of drama that is used.

"*sees a verbal fight being carried out* What the fuck's going on here?"
"Shh! Quiet! We got a movie going on here!"

by Dave February 15, 2005

loughborough

Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who should be sacked.

Loughborough is great at sport.

Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven't done.

by Dave December 2, 2004

dacklacker

One who licks the dack

Mark said hey dacklacker, come here and sack my cack.

by Dave March 25, 2004

Burger King

Better than McDonald's

Burger King owns McDonald's face.

by Dave May 13, 2005