dave's definitions

loughborough

Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who should be sacked.

Loughborough is great at sport.

Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven't done.

by Dave December 2, 2004

maureen moor

one fat jewish prostitute that chows down on man milk

this fat girl pulled a maureen on me

the obese woman on the corner that blows sheep at the market is called maureen moor

by dave April 30, 2003

Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

by Dave July 15, 2005

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

pro-gun

One who endorses guns, and preserving the legalization of domestic ordnance.

"I am pro-gun. ^_^ Anti-gun wussies can kiss my ass."
-me

by Dave June 22, 2004

APC

Codename initials for an Armored Personnel Carrier, a type of armored vehicle commonly used for transporting military personnel.

"A Hummer isn't a good example of an APC because it's not so well-armored; it's meant for high-speed transportation. But since there are many different kinds of Hummers, maybe one could be souped-up to withstand bulet-barrages."

by Dave March 26, 2004

susperia

A kickass metal band from Norway which features Dimmu Borgir's first drummer. The name was inspired by a horror movie about witches, but to avoid copyright complications they changed one letter.

Susperia is awesome.

by Dave July 9, 2004