dave's definitions

Zeus

In Greek Mythology, Zeus was the god of gods. Well-known for controlling thunder & lightning, wearing a white robe and boasting a thick grey beard, kinda like my image of God.

"Zeus is not God, you pagan."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004

malank

To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.

e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.

"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"

by Dave March 21, 2005

Sketchin

To be sketchy

Why are you sketchin man?

by dave April 24, 2003

Sikkunt

Slurred speech for "sick cunt".
This is someone who is a badass and well respected for this purpose.

Did you see him pop that fob? HaHa what a sikkunt!!!

by Dave April 29, 2003

Unwomanplayafiedism

A type of affliction where it is impossible to get layed.

Man, i really suffer from unwomanplayafiedism, i can't get any chick to sleep with me.

by Dave November 24, 2003

Marlow White

Designer of top-quality US Military officer uniforms, for enlisted personnel, officers, and Generals.

"I could post the URL but then my definition won't be posted."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004