dave's definitions

NSA

*National Security Agency

*No Strings Attached

"Natasha Henstridge...NSA! ^.^ "
-me

"The NSA is basically the successor to the CIA."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

morngy

teddy out of pram face like a slapped arse sad git.

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum

by dave October 11, 2004

Canada

A fine country where people can drink at age 18. Canada is popularly portrated, by me, to be one big fat Minnesota (Canada is RIFE with hunters and fishermen)! ^_^

Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world.

And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough.

Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor!! ^.^ eh?

"Canada is kind of Michael Moore's base of operations."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

hippoclit

ramming the clit with a hard object, like a hippo would

man i gave that girl the ol' hippoclit and she made the o face oooooo ooooo

by dave November 4, 2003

bridged out

describing something that is cool, and or something that one likes

that car over there is bridged out

by dave February 11, 2005

steady

Neither increasing nor decreasing, or if either, very slightly and returning to original value.

The temperature is held at a steady 72 degrees fahrenheit.

by Dave February 11, 2004

have a nice week

A term I use to bid farewell to someone who is going to have a week off of work or school.

"Have a nice week. ^_^ "
-something I say to my friends on a friday before the week off of school

by Dave April 2, 2004