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hick

A term, often slang, referring to a southern (southern states in the USA) person, often male.
The term "hick" is now considered racist, and is often used against intellectually-impaired white people, regardless of their location (north or south). This term is also used against racists, understandably. But other than that, the word "hick" is starting to become perverted into several meanings.
"Damn hicks piss me off, what-with their racism and shit. -_- "
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately
You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!
by Dave April 19, 2005
mugGet the Fedexmug.

Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.
Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*
by Dave March 21, 2004
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wing nut

hey im cool just a wingnut though.i smoke too!
by dave September 18, 2003
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Canada

A fine country where people can drink at age 18. Canada is popularly portrated, by me, to be one big fat Minnesota (Canada is RIFE with hunters and fishermen)! ^_^

Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world.

And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough.

Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor!! ^.^ eh?
"Canada is kind of Michael Moore's base of operations."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
mugGet the Canadamug.

morngy

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum
by dave October 11, 2004
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ah'm goh

Southern pronunciation of the phrase, "I'm gonna".
"Ah'm goh haf ta seel mah smellhound! Dawggannit!"
-a hick
by Dave March 20, 2004
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