dave's definitions

Zinger

A painful manuever in which someone drives their fingers into one's back profusley.

Nick snuck up on me and gave me a zinger.

by dave April 25, 2003

WebLord PePe

The Icon of all things evil. Roams the universe eternally searching for sexy teenage chicks to seduce.

Feared by all who embrace happyness and christ.

Oh no, here comes WebLord PePe! I don't know if I'm able to contain my sexual juices!

by Dave July 7, 2004

auuntie

a scapegoat of an alliby

i didnt shoot that kid, i was wit my auuntie.

by dave December 25, 2003

MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.

"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

dangler

A true fucking champion

"dangler, a true fucking champion"

by dave September 15, 2003

Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

by dave November 18, 2003

sheet

how asians say shit.

Dave - my mum died
Mo - or sheet.

by Dave November 9, 2003