dave's definitions

tot

Small lumps that accumulate in the vas deference (tube from your nuts to your dick) directly above the testicel after sex

my tots are sore

by Dave August 2, 2003

medical_emergency

Some weird dude on the virtual pets site Neopets.

medical_emergency rocks in the battledome

by Dave December 26, 2004

have a nice week

A term I use to bid farewell to someone who is going to have a week off of work or school.

"Have a nice week. ^_^ "
-something I say to my friends on a friday before the week off of school

by Dave April 2, 2004

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

hippoclit

ramming the clit with a hard object, like a hippo would

man i gave that girl the ol' hippoclit and she made the o face oooooo ooooo

by dave November 4, 2003

quick

Another term for "living"; opposite of "dead". Used often in biblical references.

"Jesus, sitting on the right hand of God, The Father Almighty, will come to judge the quick and the dead."
-near the end of the opening prayer "I believe in God The Father Almighty"

by Dave July 7, 2004

9x19mm NATO

Could be mistaken for the 9x19mm Parabellum; it's the caliber for H&K's infamous MP5 series, especially the MP5N (MP5 Navy).

"Someone correct me if I'm wrong here; I only looked up this caliber on the internet! >_<"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004