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gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.
"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
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The Force

My term to indicate something belonging to a person who has been in a Star Wars movie (preferably Episodes IV, V, and VI), and is either a voice-actor or actor of another film or similar flick.
"The Force is with the Joker because his voice-actor is Mark Hamill. The Force is with Harrison Ford in any movie he's in because he was Han Solo in Star Wars. Get it? You don't, do ya? >P "
-me
by Dave February 10, 2004
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buttmunch

Someone who is always eating butt, and likes it. Usually a whore or Nathan.
Ali, come on, seriously, you say you need company, but when I come over, you are munching the dog's butt. You are such a buttmunch.
by Dave May 5, 2003
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Buzzcut Broad

A lesbian, or butch lesbian with a buzzcut. Usually ugly as hell and very manly.
She was one ugly buzzcut broad.
by Dave January 19, 2005
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Legato

A servant of Knives in the series Trigun. Legato and Vash are able to telepathically communicate because one of Vash's arms was grafted onto Legato. Legato is very similar to Knives in that his goal is to see the end of humanity. Speaking of psychic powers, Legato possesses psychokinetic powers with enough potential to murder people in an artistic manner (see the show to see some examples).
"Are you actually crying....Vash?.....*smiles*"
-Legato
by Dave June 23, 2004
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28th Day

A term to indicate a woman having PMS, or if she is having her period.
"God woman! Why're you so pissed of at me!? Is it you're 28th day or somethin'?!"
by Dave January 16, 2004
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auuntie

a scapegoat of an alliby
i didnt shoot that kid, i was wit my auuntie.
by dave December 25, 2003
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