dave's definitions

28th Day

A term to indicate a woman having PMS, or if she is having her period.

"God woman! Why're you so pissed of at me!? Is it you're 28th day or somethin'?!"

by Dave January 16, 2004

jockstrap

protective underwear for a guy. looks like briefs with no backing. holds up the balls and penis so that there's no discomfort during sports or working out.

i wear a jockstrap when i play basketball
that guy has such a small package i bet he doesn't need a jockstrap.

by dave August 5, 2003

downeast

washington county and hancock county in maine. lotsa good lobsters here.

by dave October 17, 2003

God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.

"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric

by Dave July 6, 2004

wing nut

a little kid thinks he's cool

hey im cool just a wingnut though.i smoke too!

by dave September 18, 2003

Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately

You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!

by Dave April 19, 2005

Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

by Dave March 21, 2004