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birdie

A slang term referring to the middle finger.
"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."
by Dave September 28, 2004
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MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.
"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 3, 2004
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linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me
by Dave July 8, 2004
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Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali
Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!
by dave November 18, 2003
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Twombly

v. To take advantage of a girl who's shitfaced and rolling.
"He twombly-ed that girl at Umass...what a pathetic loser. Can't he get laid like a normal person? Or does he have to prey on the defenseless ones when everyone leaves?"
by Dave March 13, 2003
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breasts

Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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suit

A term referring to people dressed in well-tailored suits or tuxedos, such as businessmen, capitalists, or government agents.
"Wearing a suit to a liberal high school will probably get you killed. Damn anti-corporate Mooreons."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
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