1408 definitions by dave

spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.

I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.

by dave October 23, 2004

fartnug

a small nugget of anything that might fall from one's anus during the process of flatulation

Say there friend, thats one nasty FARTNUG that fell from your asshole when you farted!

by dave August 3, 2003

Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

by dave June 21, 2004

windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

by dave June 22, 2004

Flamealchemist

An annoying yet funny member of thesato, flamealchemist was inspired by Vashyro's 1337ness to pick up the bass. Flamealchemist worships Vashyro like god and voted for him aswell. He would consider himself Vashyro's eternal rival, but is nowhere near as 1337. He gets an F in PE and wants to become a Senator.

Flamealchemist: 'I am going to be such a 1337 bassist, I'm gonna get a Musicman Stingray, just like Taira!'

Vashyo: '1337 my ass, first come to three times my level, then start saving.'

by dave April 9, 2005

Jimmy Carter

Great man, crappy president. Said to have fat lips.

You can be an example of this guy if you know that trick to make your lips look like they're huge. Roll down your bottom lip, then stick out your tongue and lay it on your upper lip close to your nose.

by dave January 17, 2004

roof tilers nailbags

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female

look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!

by dave November 25, 2004