dave's definitions

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

Orbit

Some damn fine chewin' gum! ^.^

"Orbit cleans another dirty mouth! No matter what."
-that cute-but-bubbly british chick on those Orbit commercials

by Dave January 16, 2004

Pooda

Any person(s) who are homosexual, Abbreviation of Poofter.

Fuck Sam!, Look at that Fuckin' Pooda

by Dave January 11, 2005

splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 21, 2004

blee

Something unpleasant.

(Der. "bleer", "bleerer" - the stuff in your eyes which makes one bleery eyed in the morning; Scots Eng.)

Mack hasn't washed for a week - he's so blee.

by Dave April 6, 2004

CMC

Central Military Commission

The power behind the Chinese military. They do all the planning and shit.

"General Kong Feirong is the chairman of the CMC."
-Colonel Lambert, Splinter Cell

by Dave April 16, 2004

breasts

Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^

"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me

by Dave December 30, 2004