compusa 

(n.) someone AND anyone who eats 'compota' (Gerber baby food) out of dirty vaginas

Special Note: Derived from CompUSA, it sounds really offensive in Cuban Spanish. And basically everything in Cuban slang sounds offensive.

Fulanito X: "Meng, I love me some compota."

Fulanita Y: "I bet you like dirty vaginas, too."

Fulanito X: "Ey, meng, punami is pumani."

Fulanita Y: "Wow, you're such a compusa."

Fulanita Z: "Hey! My vagina is clean!"

compusa by Estoy de madre! June 12, 2009

computard 

One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

computard by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

Computato 

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.

Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.

Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011

Compurape 

To take a work or school computer and press random buttons fervently, leaving the computer in a state of disarray.

Dude, this computer is lagging like hell. Let's compurape it!

Compurape by cuzi555 May 15, 2008

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

CompuServe 

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

CompuServe by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

compubation 

Obsessive masturbation with the use of a computer. Mainly through the use of porno on the internet. Signs of compubation are having more then 2 gigs of porn saved on your computer, sticky or stuck keys on your keyboard, and a general sense of happiness at all the spanking off your doing.

Hey, why doesn't the B work on your keyboard? -- Oh, sorry about that but I suffer from compubation.

compubation by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 4, 2007