dave's definitions

Stinky Eel

Performing oral sex after anal sex without the use of hands touching the man flesh. Also known as A2M.

Sally needed mouth wash after I gave her the Stinky Eel

by Dave December 16, 2004

BT Connect

Anomoly or contradiction

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect

by Dave November 19, 2003

UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

gfya

go fist your asshole. originated by a guy named stu in harrisburg, pennsylvania. it can be used joking or seriously

#1: fuck you!
#2: GFYA!

#1: nice shot you jackass, lol
#2: gfya, bitches

by Dave January 4, 2005

LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

snoogins

Snoogins as said by Kevin Smith (the creator of the word) means just kidding.

I'm gonna do you right now. Snoogins

by Dave March 2, 2004

smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt

were smoking the turkey

by dave May 13, 2005