dave's definitions

shweep

see example.............

Engineer with PCB problem: "I just can't figure this out."

John The Specialist:"You've definitely got a problem somewhere in the electronics."

Passerby Technician:"Shweep!"

by Dave March 9, 2005

Jankee

A person from the North who moves to the South and tends to display Yankee behaviors.

Dave is such a Jankie

by Dave March 8, 2005

haw

Weird food you can find in uwajimaya or china town. Sweet, pink to red in color. It is said to be composed of rasberries or berries of some sort. Often bought as "Haw Flakes": hard, little, penny sized "flakes" of it.

Dude lets go be asian and buy some haw flakes!

by Dave March 7, 2005

opidiot

Stupid people who talk too long and too hard about subjects that they clearly have no knowledge of, usually whilst trying to be ironic and humourous into the bargain.

Anyone who appears on shows such BBCs 'I love 19xx' or Channel4s '100 greatest ...' .

by Dave February 28, 2005

argon

an element of the periodic table of elements. an inert gas.

Argon is an inert gas, not the nerdy guy from Ghostbusters.

by dave February 28, 2005

dictator

A type of ruler who exercises total power over EVERYTHING, and typically has cruel punishments toward those who have even the slightest opinion against him.

Dictators are quite common in communist countries and third-world countries. No one will admit it, but George W Bush is not a dictator. How is he a dictator? Dictatorship is not allowed in the USA.

"The reason this definition was removed:

BUSH IS A DICTATOR. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT YOU FUCKIN' REDNECK

Or something in that context. You know what, I think I'm gonna stop coming here on Urban Dictionary. You win. Seriously, anything intelligent or unbiased is not accepted in Urban Dictionary, when in fact it should be. It's as if there are more quality control fanatics than there are people who post definitions. I found out that a lot of my definitions were removed for the stupidest of reasons. You make me sick. If you want me to leave, so be it. Fuck you guys."
-me

by Dave February 27, 2005

Ocelot Russian Roulette

It is Ocelot's own style of Russian Roulette, displayed in MGS3.

Basically, you take one revolver (preferably a six-shot of course) and insert a bullet, and then spin the chamber and lock it, not knowing where the bullet truly is (ala normal Russian Roulette). Then, you take two more revolvers, and then, you juggle them. After juggling enough times, proceed with pulling the trigger of a revolver. After juggling three or more revolvers, pull the trigger again on the next one. Follow this process four more times, unless one of the revolvers already discharged the bullet.

You be the judge as to which version of Russian Roulette is more terrifying. Personally, I find this version to be quite cool, and it can be terrifying because ONE of those revolvers does have a single bullet. And besides, you're not betting YOUR life when performing Ocelot Russian Roulette.

"This will be my final definition ever on Urban Dictionary. I know this word will one day get deleted, so I really could care less......*sigh*...my first word ever on Urban Dictionary was nacca, and this here is my final word. Unless Quality Control is dealt with in a reasonable manner, I won't return here ever again.....besides, I hardly ever have time to come on Urban Dictionary these days. Farewell guys."
-me

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by Dave February 27, 2005