dave's definitions

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003

shagalot

Someone who shags a lot

a)That dirty bird, she's a right shagalot
b) Sir Mixalot? - I'm sir shagalot

by Dave July 8, 2003

Medal of Honor

*The Congressional Medal of Honor is the US's highest decoration for military personnel. To achieve the Medal of Honor, you pretty much have to display absolute fearlessness & bravery, heroism, and superhuman capability against an enemy of the United States. The MoH has only been achieved by very few, but there will be more in the future.....however, to achieve the Medal of Honor, you have to display the traits that have just been described, and perhaps even more traits and capabilities.
The Medal of Honor is a commendation higher than the Distinguished Service Cross (see DSC).

*A WWII-genre videogame series, spanning different consoles & storylines, created by Steven Spielberg!

"To achieve the Medal of Honor would be an act of God."
-me

"Medal of Honor is a kick-ass game. Call of Duty kicks ass too. ^-^ What both have in common is that they're educational. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

Shredder

*Real name "Oroku Saki", he is the Ninja Turtles' arch-nemesis. Generally described as a man wearing Japanese-esque armor with blades on the wrist-plates, shoulder-plates, shin-plates, and the symbol claw-like blade across his cranium.

"Shredder is cool unless you learned the truth about him in the current TMNT series."
-me

by Dave January 17, 2005

idiot

A negative term to refer to a person of any negative traits, such as lack of intelligence or offensive behavior.

"People are idiots."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

Lt.

Short for "Lieutenant".

"I am Lt. <insert name here>. I am a Lieutenant; show some respect dammit!!"
-a Lieutenant

by Dave April 16, 2004

warhorse

A term referring to an old, retired military man.

"I'm not a colonel anymore...I'm just a retired ol' warhorse."
-Colonel Campbell, MGS

by Dave April 1, 2004