dave's definitions

android

A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being. As seen in films

Oh Gosh adam, your girlfriend emily is made of metal, she must be an android

by Dave March 22, 2005

malank

To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.

e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.

"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"

by Dave March 21, 2005

shitthead

n. one who possesses the attributes of a jerk
combination of shit and head

Stop being a shitthead

by Dave March 21, 2005

trousers

A subtle substitute for words such as fuck, shit and other such expletives

You just broke your best tamborine- 'trousers'

by Dave March 20, 2005

Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.

Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!

by Dave March 17, 2005

ice clamper

cape breton word used for iceburgs

the ice clampers are in the harbour today

by dave March 16, 2005

going pharmacy

Going postal, but in a pharmacy after getting too many complaints about high copays.

John totally went pharmacy on Mrs. Glick after she bitched that he couldn't her 8 prescriptions ready in 2 minutes

by Dave March 16, 2005