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ninjitsu

Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja.
"Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost."
-me
by Dave November 5, 2004
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bouncy fairy

An adorable .gif image of a girl covered in a robe, and doing a little hop with a joyful expression, and because of the hop her breasts do a little bounce. Other than that, she comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.
"I love my bouncy fairy. ^_^ "
-me
by Dave December 9, 2004
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Australian kiss

Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina. ^.^
"If I ever meet a beautiful woman I'm instantly going to Australian-kiss her. ^o^ "
-me
by Dave October 10, 2004
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TRK

you're such a trk, driving your land rover and wearing your preppy clothes.
by Dave January 30, 2005
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Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.
i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.
by Dave February 1, 2005
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Cold War

February 28th, 1946
to
December 25th, 1991

Basically, the Cold War was a race on ALL scales, between the two rivals : America and the Soviet Union. Both of these nations were the strongest in the nation. The Cold War essentially began after WWII. As mentioned before, the Cold War (which received its name because it was a war with negotiations and words, not actual combat) was a race on all scales, but one particular scale was on nuclear weapons. Other races included to become the strongest military, and even to be able to travel the stars (the Soviets put Sputnik in orbit of Earth, but the Americans were the first ones to land on the moon).
The Cold War was thee war that truly determined the fate of the free world. Perhaps the world was created to be what it is now because of the Cold War. But America won the Cold War, and the flags of freedom, and capitalism, would fly all over the world. Mother Russia is now in shambles because of not only our involvements, but also the courses they ran until they realized they were wrong.
"....nowadays I use this term to refer to an argument I have with someone online. If I met that person in real-life, I'd probably wail on him, or her. My last cold war was on February 6th, two days before my birthday; it was hellish because some bitch said lies to my sister. I won....but I was only lucky."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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wrist-slicer

An offensive slur toward a gothic person.
"Stop acting so depressed you fuckin' wirst-slicer!"
by Dave May 24, 2004
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