
Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004

by dave July 18, 2003

The technical name for the Stinger surface-to-air missile system, developed for the US Army, and has seen excellent use in the Gulf War.
"The reason those Arabs have so many Stingers is because we supplied them with our Stingers during the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan."
-me
-me
by Dave September 10, 2004

People who are of fairly strong Irish Descent. The word Mick is most generously used in the U.S Northest, primarly by Italians in Brooklyn.
by Dave March 31, 2004

by Dave April 12, 2004

A term used to describe something that is, especially, tasty, and abundant in something.
One example of something succulent would be an orange, or other similar fruits. Another example is chicken.
One example of something succulent would be an orange, or other similar fruits. Another example is chicken.
by Dave February 13, 2004
