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jewpoofery
this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room
jewpoofery by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008
Jenpoon
A girl, usually ginger, who cannot speak with proper grammer, was very tall at a young age, is catholic, owns a toothbrush, a serious cat lover, usually has a large family, cant drive, always dirty, is a guzzler, sleeps a lot, always tired, snacks on peanut butter pretzels, is a sloot.
Jenpoon by a super cool human being. August 30, 2013
Jepson
A Northen name mainly found in the English County of Yorkshire. Descendants from the Vikings people and early Anglo-Saxon's who arrived in the British Isles. The last King of Castleford, a small town in West Yorkshire was King Jepson the Shield of Airdale. Conquered the petty Kingdom's of Pontefract and Knottingly.
Jepson by King Jepson February 7, 2017
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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