dave's definitions

Lord-Mustang

Mentally retarded person with small penis

OMG your a Lord-Mustang

by Dave February 27, 2003

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

by dave April 2, 2005

california steamboat

guy sucks a girls dick

i gave your mom a california steamboat

by dave December 15, 2003

SAA

Short for "Single Action Army", Colt's revolutionary revolver that won the Wild West.

"I love that Colt SAA."
"It's called a Single Action Army."
"Yeah I mentioned the initials."
"Oh. I wouldn't know; I don't abbreviate things 'cause I'm too cool to do so."

by Dave September 9, 2004

mangirl

A woman, regardless of looks, who lacks almost all lady-like personalities, instead boasting male attitudes like fighting, disrespect for content women like (such as how a man would talk to a girl in an attempt to go out with her), etc.

Controversial as it seems, there is a major difference between mangirls and feminists. It's hard to explain really.

"You wanna fight?!"

by Dave January 16, 2004

cherry

1) A small red fruit with a stone in the middle. Grows on trees.
2)Your virginity.

1) "Hummmmm, this cherry is sweet and tasty"
2) "I got this slut pissed and lost my cherry"

by Dave August 11, 2003