dave's definitions

Tokyo Marui

toh-kyoh-mah-rui

A company that designs airsoft guns, which are designed to look like the real thing, only firing BB's.

"When you get hit by a Tokyo Marui-made airsoft gun, you WILL feel it!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

9x19mm NATO

Could be mistaken for the 9x19mm Parabellum; it's the caliber for H&K's infamous MP5 series, especially the MP5N (MP5 Navy).

"Someone correct me if I'm wrong here; I only looked up this caliber on the internet! >_<"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

Poop Stewart

A person who holds somewhat of a position of power (but by no means is the man in charge) and tries abusing his power by attempting to boss others around, causing a great lack of respect towards the individual.

The vice principal of my high school was a total Poop Stewart!

by Dave March 4, 2004

hippoclit

ramming the clit with a hard object, like a hippo would

man i gave that girl the ol' hippoclit and she made the o face oooooo ooooo

by dave November 4, 2003

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004

yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

by Dave March 28, 2004

kvlt

Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.

Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.

"This new Nattefrost album is kvlt as fuck!"

"stfu".

by Dave June 19, 2004