A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.
Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.
by Dassh September 08, 2004
mugGet the I've fallen and I can't get upmug.

unilateral

1. When a country does something on its own that affects the entire world with no help or support from any other country, such as go to war.

2. When America does something on its own that affects the entire world with the help and support of Afghanistan, Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, the Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, the Netherlands, Nicaragua, the Philippines, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom, Uzbekistan, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, Honduras, Kuwait, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Mongolia, Palau, Portugal, Rwanda, Singapore, Solomon Islands, and Uganda, such as go to war.
Does that look very unilateral to you? If it does, then you might be brainwashed.
by Dassh February 08, 2007
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socialist

A selfish, lazy and uneducated individual who believes the governmemt should help them at the expense of ambitious and sucessful people. Usually will claim to want to help all the poor, downtrodden people, but is in reality only interested in his/her self-interest, just like absolutely all people.
If someone you know claims to be a socialist, then do the right thing and help them enroll in a basic macro-economics course.
by Dassh February 08, 2007
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gmail

A service from Google that is NOT a joke. In fact, yahoo! just increased their e-mail services to store 100 megs on each account just to compete.
I g-mailed an entire album to myself and still had 300 megs of space remaining.
by Dassh February 08, 2007
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Useful idiot

Term invented in Soviet Russia to describe people who blindly supported the likes of Lenin and Stalin while they committed atrocity after atrocity.

Today, it refers to brainwashed liberals and leftists the world over (usually college students that aren't necessarily idiots, but just misinformed, naive, and ignorant of facts due to being indoctrinated with liberal/socialist propaganda through their public education) who believe that George W. Bush has committed more crimes against humanity than leftist darlings like Saddam Hussain, Yasser Arafat, and Osama Bin Laden, and still defend Communism, the cause of over 100 million deaths to this day.

See also, idiotarian
Hundreds of useful idiots gathered at their college campus to burn American flags, pass out Communist pamphlets that apologize for Stalin and Mao, and to pledge support to their hero, Saddam Hussain.

Useful idiots need to be shown the facts, mainly that the United States and Israel are the greatest defenders of freedom and justice in the world. Until then, rational people can have fun laughing at their ignorance.
by Dassh February 08, 2007
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feminazi

People who end up making all feminists look bad. A feminazi is typically a massive bull dyke who doesn't shave her legs or wear a bra. Feminazis believe that all heterosexual sex is rape and that men are responsible for everything bad in the world. Since most girls don't want anything to do with these types of people, some of them end up becoming self-hating anorexic sluts just to avoid being associated with feminism. Thus, feminazis cause more harm to young girls than good by creating a negative and hateful image of feminism.
Valerie Solanas (who shot Andy Worhol and wrote "The Scum Manifesto") is your archetype feminazi.
by Dassh February 08, 2007
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misogynist

A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Bobby is a misogynist because he calls first-year students "freshmen" instead of "freshpersons".
by Dassh February 08, 2007
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