fruit bowl

The part of northern Tinton Falls, NJ that has streets named "Apple", "Peach", "Cherry", "Pear", and "Plum". Used mostly by the high school students in the town, it was once the part of the town with the most police activity.

I live in the Fruit Bowl!

by DarkDan September 24, 2003

SEPTA

Society for the Elimination of Public Transportation Altogether; the official name for the Southeastern Pennsylvania Public Transportation Authority for many Philadelphians.

Also see: INEPTA

SEPTA must pull random times for their schedules out of their ass; their buses or trains are always late.

by darkdan December 06, 2007

shoprite

A supermarket chain in the middle-Atlantic states.

I work at ShopRite! Bokchoy is produce code 4545!

by DarkDan January 09, 2005

YOMANK

You Owe Me A New Keyboard

Means the same thing as LOL. Literally, it means someone was drinking liquid while reading something online and laughed and got liquid all over the keyboard.

Originated on the snopes.com message board.

YOMANK! That post is funny!

by DarkDan October 10, 2003

Old Navy

A clothing store owned by the GAP. Established in 1995. Usually know for their TV and radio spots that stay in your head until death.

Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece. Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!

by DarkDan September 26, 2003

Wildwood

Shore town in South Jersey in Cape May county. Popular vacation spot. Has many hotels, two miles of boardwalk with a few amusement parks, and a very annoying tram system that rides up and down the board.

Wildwood basically refers to these four towns: Wildwood, Wildwood Crest, North Wildwood, and West Wildwood.

As I was walking down the Wildwood boardwalk, the tram came up behind me and the old lady pulled the trigger to make the nasally, pre-recorded woman say "Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please."

by DarkDan January 28, 2004

11:11

A time that many people say they never miss; They will look at the clock and catch 11:11 at least once or sometimes two times a day. Some say it's a "spiritual opening" or something like that. Some sites are devoted to this time, check on google.

I looked at the clock and it said 11:11.

by DarkDan August 16, 2004