urban pwnd

When a word makes it into the urban dictionary only to get pwnd by thumbs downs.

Bill: Fade like bleach made it onto the front page of UD and got urban pwnd with tumbs downs.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.

by Dano Magnum November 07, 2007

futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.

Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.

by Dano Magnum July 01, 2007

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006

superduper

The integral of uper duper
equals
(uper)^2
----------
2

S(uper)d(uper) = (uper^2)/2
superduper

by Dano Magnum July 21, 2007

blink 182

Regardless of their genre, punk or not, there is one truth about blink 182 that is of importance.

They are the whiniest, most overrated group in recent history.
This stems from the sand that they have in their vaginas.

Joe: blink 182 rules!
Bill: Are you serious?
Joe: Yeah, dude!
Bill: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

by Dano Magnum November 11, 2008

inebriated

A classy way to say you are drunk.

Bill: I am currently very highly inebriated, my good sir.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty drunk myself.

by Dano Magnum December 29, 2008