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Regardless of their genre, punk or not, there is one truth about blink 182 that is of importance.
They are the whiniest, most overrated group in recent history.
This stems from the sand that they have in their vaginas.
They are the whiniest, most overrated group in recent history.
This stems from the sand that they have in their vaginas.
Joe: blink 182 rules!
Bill: Are you serious?
Joe: Yeah, dude!
Bill: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
Bill: Are you serious?
Joe: Yeah, dude!
Bill: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
by Dano Magnum November 11, 2008
Get the blink 182mug. by Dano Magnum December 29, 2008
Get the inebriatedmug. An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.
The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
by Dano Magnum July 7, 2007
Get the jungle juicemug. Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.
by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007
Get the futbolmug. Bill: Fade like bleach made it onto the front page of UD and got urban pwnd with tumbs downs.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.
by Dano Magnum November 7, 2007
Get the urban pwndmug. the state of being bamboozled
by dano magnum September 26, 2006
Get the schmeckledorfmug.