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A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.
"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
Get the gold plated gap mug.A pretty cool town, but overpriced and crowded, with really bad traffic, terrifying hills to drive over, and parking is a royal pain in the ass. Live in the East Bay, go to San Francisco when you need to.
My ex girlfriend paid like $1000 a month for an apartment in Pacific Heights, I pay $750 for an apartment in North Oakland.
by Danny Delinquent August 14, 2003
Get the San Francisco mug.Adjective. Used to describe blatantly overprocessed vocals on recordings, or in a more general sense, as a disparaging description of any and all aspects of overproduced records. Refers to a popular pitch-correcting plugin for Pro Tools digital recording systems.
"Someone tell Britney her voice sounds like autotune."
"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"
"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"
by Danny Delinquent December 16, 2004
Get the sounds like autotune mug."She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the polish the rusty sheriff's badge mug."Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the blow a load mug.When you steal 5 bucks from your mom's purse to buy weed, you're a fucka. When you steal 40 bucks from your mom's purse to buy weed, you're a fucker.
by Danny Delinquent December 7, 2003
Get the fucka mug.Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."
"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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