A pretty cool town, but overpriced and crowded, with really bad traffic, terrifying hills to drive over, and parking is a royal pain in the ass. Live in the East Bay, go to San Francisco when you need to.
My ex girlfriend paid like $1000 a month for an apartment in Pacific Heights, I pay $750 for an apartment in North Oakland.
by Danny Delinquent August 14, 2003
Get the San Franciscomug. A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.
"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
Get the gold plated gapmug. Adjective. Used to describe blatantly overprocessed vocals on recordings, or in a more general sense, as a disparaging description of any and all aspects of overproduced records. Refers to a popular pitch-correcting plugin for Pro Tools digital recording systems.
"Someone tell Britney her voice sounds like autotune."
"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"
"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"
by Danny Delinquent December 16, 2004
Get the sounds like autotunemug. "You can catch me on the west coast, with a fly ass stripper tied to my bed posts, lookin like Alicia Keyes on her knees, lickin <i>the bag</i>, just for a freeze" - The Transplants
by Danny Delinquent July 14, 2004
Get the The BAGmug. A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
Get the new york minutemug. To not do anything of particular significance. Can range from running miscellaneous errands around town to doing household chores to freestyle loafing.
by Danny Delinquent March 03, 2004
Get the knife aroundmug. An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."
by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003
Get the nice guy syndromemug.