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spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.
"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."
by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004
mugGet the spam purse embargomug.

coat rack

A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.

Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."
by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004
mugGet the coat rackmug.

girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.
"I need a fucking girlfriend."
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003
mugGet the girlfriendmug.

I'm friends with that!

East Bay slang term, indicating familiarity with and affection towards any given subject. Can also be used in the negative, as in "I'm SO not friends with that" to express distaste for the subject. Similar to being down with that.
"Stay home and smoke a blunt with you instead of going to school? I'm hella good friends with that."

"Dude, they wanted me to stay until midnight, sitting on my thumbs. I'm NOT friends with that."
by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003
mugGet the I'm friends with that!mug.

need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
mugGet the need some tissuesmug.

fucka

Noun. A milder form of fucker.
When you steal 5 bucks from your mom's purse to buy weed, you're a fucka. When you steal 40 bucks from your mom's purse to buy weed, you're a fucker.
by Danny Delinquent December 7, 2003
mugGet the fuckamug.

Boredeo

Pejorative nickname for the town of Rodeo, Contra Costa County, California. Probably best known for being hometown to Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Obviously derived from the fact that it is a very boring suburb, where there isn't much to do other than fuck, smoke weed, and do meth.
"She's hella tight dude...."

"Yeah, but she's from Boredeo."

"Weak!"
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
mugGet the Boredeomug.

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