masturbatorium

An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present.

"That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."

by danielle April 13, 2007

hot sizzles

a hot sizzle is an really hot guy/girl so you can call them your hot sizzle.

usher is an hot sizzle

by Danielle July 20, 2004

Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 22, 2007

Dr. Phil

Fake Phsycyatrist from Texas that uses weird phrases that no one can understand

by Danielle October 11, 2003

Fruitist

-A fruit expert.
-Someone who refuses to thing a pineapple isnt a berry, even tho it is.

My friend Niki refuses to believe a pineapple is a berry, therefor she is a fruitist.

by Danielle June 7, 2005

ass

this is refered to as something going wrong..it makes the situation lively and makes the people around you laugh and makes you feel better.

when you break something at work...drop a bagel on the floor or hit the wrong button on the cash register

your logical response: THIS IS ASS

by Danielle December 20, 2003

Fruitist

An expert on fruit.
Someone who knows the difference between a fruit and a vegetable.

Niki knows about pineapples, shes a fruitist!

by Danielle June 9, 2005