daniel's definitions

dick shaft

rod

my dick is as hard as a rod of steel

by daniel August 25, 2003

Gorf

1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

by Daniel November 14, 2004

Whiney Punk

Whiney Punk: an extremly gay sub-genre of Punk. Musicians in this genre are bad at their instrument, and produce simple and catchy tunes consisting of similar terrible bass lines. The lyrics in this genre talk about relationships failing, how their girlfriend dumped them, etc.

Example bands: Good Charolete, Blink 182.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

shens

The area between the ballox sack and the buttox hole... as defined by doughy... Pbnation.com

"Stab him in his shens"

by Daniel February 25, 2005

confuzzled

1)Stoned and confused.2)stoned and unsure.3)stoned and in a state of unknowingnessness.4)stoned and are tyler caldwalader.

1)Tyler was CONFUZZLED due to the fact hat he was Bamboozled.2)"What?i am all confuzzled.".

by Daniel July 26, 2004

skizzlapidicious

(adj)::Extremely cool.

Also see "Stupid fresh"

Yo dawg, Spring Break was totally skizzlapidicious!!!

by Daniel June 25, 2004

BJ

he is a guy who goes to shit school and gets raped up the ass by sarah aka BONEY ASS MAN and also has acne

bj you look really fat today how u going

by Daniel April 5, 2005