Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online
Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF
BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF
BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
by dangnuggets October 11, 2016
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by dangnuggets April 12, 2016
Cut the bitch! (Cut the crap!)
Bitching bitch! (Fucking hell!)
Stop with your bitching bull-bitch, you stupid bitch! (Stop with your fucking bullshit, you stupid dick!)
Real quick, bitch real quick! (Real quick, nigga real quick!)
Lord bitch it to bitch! (God dammit/damn it to hell!)
Bitching bitch! (Fucking hell!)
Stop with your bitching bull-bitch, you stupid bitch! (Stop with your fucking bullshit, you stupid dick!)
Real quick, bitch real quick! (Real quick, nigga real quick!)
Lord bitch it to bitch! (God dammit/damn it to hell!)
by dangnuggets March 19, 2016
Beyond bullshit. Used when some random person tells you a relationship ("she wants to be your girlfriend") or hook-up lie.
There are four types of bull:
Bull = dumb / rubbish
Bullcrap = a terrible situation
Bullshit = an absolute lie or threat
Bullfuckingshit* = more than an absolute lie; describes high school romantic rumors and lies
*Politer way to use if under 18: bullfreakingcrap OR bullfreakingshit
There are four types of bull:
Bull = dumb / rubbish
Bullcrap = a terrible situation
Bullshit = an absolute lie or threat
Bullfuckingshit* = more than an absolute lie; describes high school romantic rumors and lies
*Politer way to use if under 18: bullfreakingcrap OR bullfreakingshit
One girl told me my crush was single and wants to go out with me and my crush said she already has a boyfriend. That one girl is telling me bullfuckingshit!
by dangnuggets April 17, 2016
Between a poopy head and a shithead, a craphead is someone who is a real moron and has no respect for people of the opposite sex.
by dangnuggets April 01, 2016
An ability that makes little kids allowed to say the word crap in front of their parents when angry, but only if the suffix 'ola' is added.
Mom: Do you think Santa is real?
4-year-old: No.
Mom: Why not?
4-year-old: The imagination of him giving every kid presents is crapola!
4-year-old: No.
Mom: Why not?
4-year-old: The imagination of him giving every kid presents is crapola!
by dangnuggets March 10, 2016