common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 04, 2016

boys

All boys are stupid.

All boys are idiots.

by dangnuggets November 05, 2016

middle finger

What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"

Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.

by dangnuggets November 04, 2016

middle finger

What real friends will never give to you. 100% disrespectful, meaning "fuck you" or even worse, "I hope you die inside your mother's ass!"

Girl BFF to Swaggy Guy: *gives him the middle finger*
Swaggy Guy to Girl BFF: I'm leaving, that wasn't cute! Bye, bitch!

by dangnuggets November 04, 2016

bullfuckingshit

Beyond bullshit. Used when some random person tells you a relationship ("she wants to be your girlfriend") or hook-up lie.

There are four types of bull:
Bull = dumb / rubbish
Bullcrap = a terrible situation
Bullshit = an absolute lie or threat
Bullfuckingshit* = more than an absolute lie; describes high school romantic rumors and lies

*Politer way to use if under 18: bullfreakingcrap OR bullfreakingshit

One girl told me my crush was single and wants to go out with me and my crush said she already has a boyfriend. That one girl is telling me bullfuckingshit!

by dangnuggets April 17, 2016

colonizer

Whites finally get the racial slur equivalent to the blacks' nigger and Jews' kike.

Also known as strong racial epithets, nigger, kike, and colonizer are the equivalents to fuck, shit, and cunt.

Words like chink, spic, and cracker are more like the equivalent to damn, hell, and ass.

Mong and other not so derogatory racial slang are more like the equivalent to crap, frickin, butt, or screw

Whites are colonizers, Blacks are niggers.

by dangnuggets January 16, 2019

crapola

An ability that makes little kids allowed to say the word crap in front of their parents when angry, but only if the suffix 'ola' is added.

Mom: Do you think Santa is real?
4-year-old: No.
Mom: Why not?
4-year-old: The imagination of him giving every kid presents is crapola!

by dangnuggets March 10, 2016