dane's definitions

nub

official definition: a internet acronym, similar to "noob". HOWEVER, whilst a NOOB is someone who is lame/idiotic because he is new, a NUB is someone who has had the opportunity to learn something new, but never did, and is therefore idiotic/stupid.

"everyone who fucked up the definition of nub in this page is a nub".

by Dane February 26, 2005

Mud-raker

A consistency of shit that upon taking it, its foulness sticks to any substance it comes in contact with. The bowl requires multiple flushes to remove it, and when wiping you have to wad up the tissue paper and physically ‘rake’ / scrape it out from your crack.

That crap was so nasty, I really had to get up in there and dig it out...it was a mud-raker.

by Dane February 27, 2005

shwiggle

a shwiggle is what your butt does when you sharpen a pencil in a manual pencil sharpener

he has a shwiggle

by Dane April 21, 2004

Puse in Boots

Super awsome boots that warm for feet and are ULTRA comfortable

"Hey dude check out my Puss in boots"

by Dane October 5, 2004

fermunda cheese

The shit that collects under some unwashed nuts.

I've got some mad fermunda cheese!

Fermunda Cheese?

Yeah, fermunda my nuts!

by Dane February 15, 2004

mersh

An ugly woman.

That chick fucking mersh!

by Dane February 15, 2004

chata

A set-up to dis someone

You talk to chata yet?

Who?

Chata fuck up!

by Dane February 15, 2004