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Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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It kinda sounds like cocaine and La Cucaracha is a Spanish word so well, you know.
You’ll feel confident and great for about an hour and then crave more. Makes your face go numb and makes you feel like you are dying, yet around 2 million people still use La Cucaracha.
It kinda sounds like cocaine and La Cucaracha is a Spanish word so well, you know.
You’ll feel confident and great for about an hour and then crave more. Makes your face go numb and makes you feel like you are dying, yet around 2 million people still use La Cucaracha.
Steve: Wow you are talking fast! What are you on??
Me: La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha! Ya no puede caminar!
Me: La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha! Ya no puede caminar!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2021
Get the La Cucaracha mug.Combining LSD and alcohol. The alcohol takes the edge off of the sometimes anxiety inducing LSD trip while the LSD does the rest. It makes you feel like a rockstar. The effects of the LSD can make you feel less drunk than you are so be careful not to drink too much or else you could very easily die from alcohol poisoning. Overwise a fairly safe combo assuming you actually have LSD. 150 ug combined with 5-6 shots should do it.
“I took two tabs last night and killed a bottle of vodka. I love rockstar flipping.”
“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”
“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”
by danasp_42 March 16, 2019
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In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
by danasp_42 December 27, 2019
Get the Jesus Juice mug.The mother of all drug combinations. This is when a person takes LSD, MDMA, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, prescription opioids, prescription amphetamines (substitute for meth if you’re bummy) (or cocaine if you’re rich which you aren’t) as well as some Benadryl to kill nausea.
This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.
If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.
Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.
If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.
Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
Friend 1: I am so high, I am candyflipping right now off of a gel tab and a Tesla pill!
Friend 2: *unresponsive*
Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip
Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?
Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.
Officer: Holy shit cool
Friend 2: *unresponsive*
Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip
Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?
Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.
Officer: Holy shit cool
by danasp_42 June 17, 2020
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Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”
Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”
Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
by danasp_42 October 9, 2018
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1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles
It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.
Will get you hella faded, do not drive.
1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles
It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.
Will get you hella faded, do not drive.
Example 1).
Me: Yo what you got?
Plug: Anything
Me: Weed?
Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!
2).
Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!
Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.
Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!
Me: Yo what you got?
Plug: Anything
Me: Weed?
Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!
2).
Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!
Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.
Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!
by danasp_42 May 22, 2022
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