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Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”
Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”
Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”
Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”
Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”
Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”
Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”
by danasp_42 April 17, 2020
Get the Uptown mug.Being attracted to both men and women, but only when you are under the influence of Vyvanse, or other CNS stimulant/amphetamine drugs. It doesn’t matter what your sexual orientation is sober, anyone can be Vysexual if they are attracted to the sex that they aren’t usually attracted to while on Vyvanse. For example, both a gay man who is attracted to women while on Vyvanse, or a straight man who is attracted to men while on Vyvanse would both be considered Vysexual.
Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Example 1:
Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?
Dave: Yes sir.
Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?
Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?
Example 2:
Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!
Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!
Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?
Dave: Yes sir.
Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?
Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?
Example 2:
Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!
Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!
Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
by danasp_42 June 14, 2022
Get the Vysexual mug.Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.
In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
by danasp_42 December 27, 2019
Get the Jesus Juice mug.Combining LSD and alcohol. The alcohol takes the edge off of the sometimes anxiety inducing LSD trip while the LSD does the rest. It makes you feel like a rockstar. The effects of the LSD can make you feel less drunk than you are so be careful not to drink too much or else you could very easily die from alcohol poisoning. Overwise a fairly safe combo assuming you actually have LSD. 150 ug combined with 5-6 shots should do it.
“I took two tabs last night and killed a bottle of vodka. I love rockstar flipping.”
“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”
“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”
by danasp_42 March 16, 2019
Get the Rockstar flipping mug.Opioid withdrawal that is brought on by abuse of the plant Mitragyna Speciosa (otherwise known as kratom).
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Friend: Why are you yawning bro?
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
by danasp_42 December 6, 2021
Get the Kratom Flu mug.The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
Get the V-train mug.The mother of all drug combinations. This is when a person takes LSD, MDMA, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, prescription opioids, prescription amphetamines (substitute for meth if you’re bummy) (or cocaine if you’re rich which you aren’t) as well as some Benadryl to kill nausea.
This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.
If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.
Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
This combo is not meant to be attempted by anyone who isn’t a professional drug addict.
If done right the stimulating effects of the Molly, Acid and rX stimulants should completely override the sedation caused by the alcohol, Benadryl and Opioids making you feel completely sober.
Honestly you will probably overdose but think of how cool you will feel?
Friend 1: I am so high, I am candyflipping right now off of a gel tab and a Tesla pill!
Friend 2: *unresponsive*
Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip
Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?
Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.
Officer: Holy shit cool
Friend 2: *unresponsive*
Friend 1: I wish I was cool enough to flatline flip
Officer: What did your friend take? Be honest, we are trying to save his life?
Me: He.. He was flatline flipping.
Officer: Holy shit cool
by danasp_42 June 17, 2020
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