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Your plug’s plug. One step up the ladder from the dude who charges 280 for an oz and is always late.
The grandplug usually deals with larger amounts than a street dealer and usually sells to the person that you or I buy from. They usually pick up pounds(weed), sheets (acid) and 8-balls (coke or Molly) and sell zips, strips and grams.
Being a grandplug has its advantages and disadvantages. An advantage would be that you sell to a small number of street dealers, instead of the consumer of the product. This means being more stealthy as well as less people to snitch on you. A disadvantage would be that if you do end up getting caught, you will get in a lot more trouble than a user or street level dealer. Getting caught with a half oz of coke or Molly and two pounds of weed is a lot more serious than getting caught with a few pills and an oz or two.
The grandplug usually has people come to his place to get the drugs.
A great grandplug is someone who deals in pounds, usually a cartel guy.
The grandplug usually deals with larger amounts than a street dealer and usually sells to the person that you or I buy from. They usually pick up pounds(weed), sheets (acid) and 8-balls (coke or Molly) and sell zips, strips and grams.
Being a grandplug has its advantages and disadvantages. An advantage would be that you sell to a small number of street dealers, instead of the consumer of the product. This means being more stealthy as well as less people to snitch on you. A disadvantage would be that if you do end up getting caught, you will get in a lot more trouble than a user or street level dealer. Getting caught with a half oz of coke or Molly and two pounds of weed is a lot more serious than getting caught with a few pills and an oz or two.
The grandplug usually has people come to his place to get the drugs.
A great grandplug is someone who deals in pounds, usually a cartel guy.
Brady: These edibles are fucking fire! You said your plug made them?
Dan: No my plug didn’t make them but my grandplug did!
Sketchy customer: Hey man, I know that I usually only buy a couple points of MDMA at a time, but is there any way you could hook up a half a z?
Street plug: Hell naw! I don’t even think my grandplug picks up that much at a time!
Dan: No my plug didn’t make them but my grandplug did!
Sketchy customer: Hey man, I know that I usually only buy a couple points of MDMA at a time, but is there any way you could hook up a half a z?
Street plug: Hell naw! I don’t even think my grandplug picks up that much at a time!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2021
Get the Grandplug mug.Example 1:
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”
Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”
Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
by danasp_42 October 9, 2018
Get the Handsome mug.A two person drinking game that is played as follows:
Supplies needed:
-A 30 rack of beer or a bottle of alcohol with a mixer
-Two pills containing 100mg* of MDMA each (You can play this with any powdered substance really).
-Cups.
Instructions: You and the other player drink together like you normally would. The objective of the game is to get the MDMA into the other players drink without them noticing. Whichever player’s pupils dilate first loses but also wins (because MDMA).
Note: Named after famous MDMA chemist Mike Cosby.
*100 US mg converts to around 350 British mg.
Supplies needed:
-A 30 rack of beer or a bottle of alcohol with a mixer
-Two pills containing 100mg* of MDMA each (You can play this with any powdered substance really).
-Cups.
Instructions: You and the other player drink together like you normally would. The objective of the game is to get the MDMA into the other players drink without them noticing. Whichever player’s pupils dilate first loses but also wins (because MDMA).
Note: Named after famous MDMA chemist Mike Cosby.
*100 US mg converts to around 350 British mg.
Friend: Alright, Cosby challenge starts in 3... 2... 1... GO!
Me: *sets down drink*
“I’m going to the bathroom I’ll be right back.”
Me: *sets down drink*
“I’m going to the bathroom I’ll be right back.”
by danasp_42 December 19, 2020
Get the Cosby challenge mug.Being attracted to both men and women, but only when you are under the influence of Vyvanse, or other CNS stimulant/amphetamine drugs. It doesn’t matter what your sexual orientation is sober, anyone can be Vysexual if they are attracted to the sex that they aren’t usually attracted to while on Vyvanse. For example, both a gay man who is attracted to women while on Vyvanse, or a straight man who is attracted to men while on Vyvanse would both be considered Vysexual.
Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Example 1:
Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?
Dave: Yes sir.
Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?
Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?
Example 2:
Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!
Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!
Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?
Dave: Yes sir.
Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?
Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?
Example 2:
Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!
Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!
Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
by danasp_42 June 14, 2022
Get the Vysexual mug.1). (Noun): Slang for marijuana.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.
3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”
Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).
It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.
For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.
Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
1). “Just got a pound of the boof, brought that shit straight to the booth.”
-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”
2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”
2).
“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”
3).
Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”
Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”
Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”
Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
by danasp_42 October 14, 2023
Get the Boof mug.Combining LSD and alcohol. The alcohol takes the edge off of the sometimes anxiety inducing LSD trip while the LSD does the rest. It makes you feel like a rockstar. The effects of the LSD can make you feel less drunk than you are so be careful not to drink too much or else you could very easily die from alcohol poisoning. Overwise a fairly safe combo assuming you actually have LSD. 150 ug combined with 5-6 shots should do it.
“I took two tabs last night and killed a bottle of vodka. I love rockstar flipping.”
“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”
“I drank a fifth and took a 5 strip and felt like a rockstar. The other people at my sister’s wedding didn’t like it very much.”
by danasp_42 March 16, 2019
Get the Rockstar flipping mug.Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.
2.
Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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