Handsome

A state of drunkenness. When you drink enough to become very sexy and attractive in your own eyes.
Example 1:
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”

Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
by danasp_42 October 10, 2018
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Dope shit

When you come off of opioids and all the constipation they brought goes away resulting in you shitting your brain out.
Example 1:
A few days into detox I took a massive dope shit.

Example 2:

I havent had kratom in two days, I took four dope shits today.
by danasp_42 October 26, 2018
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Doot pen

A marijuana vape pen. Also known as carts or carrridges.
Hey Orion can I hit the doot pen?
by danasp_42 May 03, 2019
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Simultaneously getting faded off of

1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles

It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.

Will get you hella faded, do not drive.
Example 1).

Me: Yo what you got?

Plug: Anything

Me: Weed?

Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!

2).

Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!

Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.

Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!
by danasp_42 May 23, 2022
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Grandplug

Your plug’s plug. One step up the ladder from the dude who charges 280 for an oz and is always late.

The grandplug usually deals with larger amounts than a street dealer and usually sells to the person that you or I buy from. They usually pick up pounds(weed), sheets (acid) and 8-balls (coke or Molly) and sell zips, strips and grams.

Being a grandplug has its advantages and disadvantages. An advantage would be that you sell to a small number of street dealers, instead of the consumer of the product. This means being more stealthy as well as less people to snitch on you. A disadvantage would be that if you do end up getting caught, you will get in a lot more trouble than a user or street level dealer. Getting caught with a half oz of coke or Molly and two pounds of weed is a lot more serious than getting caught with a few pills and an oz or two.

The grandplug usually has people come to his place to get the drugs.

A great grandplug is someone who deals in pounds, usually a cartel guy.
Brady: These edibles are fucking fire! You said your plug made them?

Dan: No my plug didn’t make them but my grandplug did!

Sketchy customer: Hey man, I know that I usually only buy a couple points of MDMA at a time, but is there any way you could hook up a half a z?
Street plug: Hell naw! I don’t even think my grandplug picks up that much at a time!
by danasp_42 February 04, 2021
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Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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Cosby challenge

A two person drinking game that is played as follows:

Supplies needed:

-A 30 rack of beer or a bottle of alcohol with a mixer
-Two pills containing 100mg* of MDMA each (You can play this with any powdered substance really).

-Cups.

Instructions: You and the other player drink together like you normally would. The objective of the game is to get the MDMA into the other players drink without them noticing. Whichever player’s pupils dilate first loses but also wins (because MDMA).

Note: Named after famous MDMA chemist Mike Cosby.

*100 US mg converts to around 350 British mg.
Friend: Alright, Cosby challenge starts in 3... 2... 1... GO!

Me: *sets down drink*
“I’m going to the bathroom I’ll be right back.”
by danasp_42 December 20, 2020
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