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Dope shit

When you come off of opioids and all the constipation they brought goes away resulting in you shitting your brain out.
Example 1:
A few days into detox I took a massive dope shit.

Example 2:

I havent had kratom in two days, I took four dope shits today.
by danasp_42 October 25, 2018
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Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.
Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
by danasp_42 October 6, 2018
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Vysexual

Being attracted to both men and women, but only when you are under the influence of Vyvanse, or other CNS stimulant/amphetamine drugs. It doesn’t matter what your sexual orientation is sober, anyone can be Vysexual if they are attracted to the sex that they aren’t usually attracted to while on Vyvanse. For example, both a gay man who is attracted to women while on Vyvanse, or a straight man who is attracted to men while on Vyvanse would both be considered Vysexual.

Medications such as Adderall or Vyvanse greatly increase your sex drive as well as lower inhibition which results in attraction towards those you wouldn’t normally be attracted to.
Example 1:

Me: Hey Dave, you’re gay right?

Dave: Yes sir.

Me: Well that girl Macy says she is pregnant with your kid, mind explaining that?

Dave: Oh yeah I was on Vyvanse, I am Vysexual. It means when I take Vyvanse I am attrac- wait, fucking seriously?

Example 2:

Hunter: I can’t believe you are actually down to hook up with me. I totally got straight vibes from you!

Ryan: Oh I am straight! I just took 140mg of Vyvanse earlier today though so I have a hankering for some bussy!

Hunter: Oh so you’re Vysexual! Nice *unzips pants*
by danasp_42 June 14, 2022
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Grandplug

Your plug’s plug. One step up the ladder from the dude who charges 280 for an oz and is always late.

The grandplug usually deals with larger amounts than a street dealer and usually sells to the person that you or I buy from. They usually pick up pounds(weed), sheets (acid) and 8-balls (coke or Molly) and sell zips, strips and grams.

Being a grandplug has its advantages and disadvantages. An advantage would be that you sell to a small number of street dealers, instead of the consumer of the product. This means being more stealthy as well as less people to snitch on you. A disadvantage would be that if you do end up getting caught, you will get in a lot more trouble than a user or street level dealer. Getting caught with a half oz of coke or Molly and two pounds of weed is a lot more serious than getting caught with a few pills and an oz or two.

The grandplug usually has people come to his place to get the drugs.

A great grandplug is someone who deals in pounds, usually a cartel guy.
Brady: These edibles are fucking fire! You said your plug made them?

Dan: No my plug didn’t make them but my grandplug did!

Sketchy customer: Hey man, I know that I usually only buy a couple points of MDMA at a time, but is there any way you could hook up a half a z?
Street plug: Hell naw! I don’t even think my grandplug picks up that much at a time!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2021
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The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse

Simultaneously getting faded off of

1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles

It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.

Will get you hella faded, do not drive.
Example 1).

Me: Yo what you got?

Plug: Anything

Me: Weed?

Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!

2).

Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!

Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.

Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!
by danasp_42 May 22, 2022
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BP Oil Spill

Boy Pussy oil spill: When you pull out of your tight twink and they leak diarrhea. Would not recommend.
I fucked my Grindr date yesterday but he had been drinking the night before. We had a BP oil spill.
by danasp_42 August 25, 2019
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Boof

1). (Noun): Slang for marijuana.

2). (Adjective): Something of low quality, very commonly used to describe low quality drugs. It should be noted that the adjective definition is separate from the noun definition, and referring to marijuana as “boof” doesn’t necessarily mean it is low quality.

3). (Verb): To ingest psychoactive drugs rectally. Also known as “booty bumping” or “Plugging.”

Typically the drugs are dissolved in a small amount of water and drawn up into either an oral syringe, or a hypodermic syringe with the sharp taken off (Obviously).

It is VERY important to know that the reason people choose this route of administration is because boofing typically has a MUCH higher bioavailability (The amount that ends up in your bloodstream) than other methods of taking drugs such as orally, smoking, or snorting. It depends on the drug, but boofing is usually a negligible step below injecting as far as how much is absorbed.

For example: Morphine has an oral bioavailability of around 20% and a rectal BA of around 70% (3.5x more), meaning that boofing 10mg of morphine results in the same amount of absorption as 35mg orally which can be a dangerous difference.

Drugs most commonly taken by boofing include MDMA, methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl, and prescription medications. Less common drugs include DMT, LSD, ketamine, and alcohol.
1). “Just got a pound of the boof, brought that shit straight to the booth.”

-XXXTENTACION on “Look at Me!”

2).

“Yo I bought some shrooms from that guy and they were boof. I ate 3.5 grams and barely tripped.”

3).

Friend 1: “I still have two small lines of coke left, but my nose is plugged and my tolerance is so high I won’t feel it…”

Friend 2: “Boof that shit bro. Trust me it hits like a train.”

Friend 1: “Idk man, doesn’t that make me gay?”

Friend 2: “Fuck no, boofing doesn’t make you gay, but doing coke and binging anime does. Besides there’s nothing wrong with being gay.”
by danasp_42 October 14, 2023
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