dan's definitions

giving face

A term to describe when a man gives oral pleasure to a woman.

John gave face to Shannon right after she gave him a beege.

by Dan November 10, 2002

hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'

Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.

by dan November 28, 2002

nef

usually found in forums;
somebody who wastes a post with a useless remark or comment just to increase their post count.

POSTED BY: uselessuser

hey yo sups dudes, ..i just took a shit just now! cool huh! ur thoughts?

by dan January 8, 2003

bumdigity

a name for some one who you think is good at some thing or cool.

That skateboarder's the bumdigity.

by Dan January 8, 2003

Homestar Runner

Slow-witted, beanie-wearing, dullard with a speech impediment capable of annoying and amusing simultaneously.
Synonymous with Dumpface.
Often borrows fondue pots.

Flagrant error! This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by Dan January 12, 2003

FDC

Group of people who do no actual work.

The men of the FDC like to think they are Artillerymen.

by Dan January 16, 2003

13 delta

Glorified secretaries that think they are a combat MOS. These pussies are the bitches of the Field Artillery and are known for their abuse of the "Don't ask don't tell policy."

The girls that have the 13 Delta MOS love having anal sex with each other.

by Dan January 16, 2003