Verb. Any and all actions a person accomplishes during a normal time of sleep, excluding breathing and dreaming. If you should be asleep and someone asks you what you are doing, you can cover watching TV, jerking off, drinking yourself into a stupor, chatting online, or anything at all by simply telling them you are insomniating.
At 3:30 AM, instead of sleeping, Michael was insomniating by playing on his tablet and watching TV .
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).