dan's definitions

scuba diving

the art of diving in the muff

"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff

by dan November 25, 2003

Chester, PA

NOT to be confused with chichester or west chester. we're just the best chester. the girls are hot. don't come with less than a 3car garage wit a escalade in it and some titanium gold clubs, your parents probably work for dupont & you'll probably end up in a frat or sorostitute at penn state main, jmu, gwu, uva, or nyu. rock the burberry plaid and trick daddy cuz thats how we roll

"we're not cocky, we're just better than you!"
"chester born and raised"
"i'm rich bitch"

by dan October 7, 2006

Rice/Ricer is........

A rice isnt just some Japanese some american cars are rice .What "rice" means is that people rice out american cars aswell,like people rice out mustangs,camaro's,dodges,fords,chevys,saturns,geos,traillbazers,blazers,trackers ,and people rice out french cars,anything some riceboys can get their hand on and ruin they will.The defenition of rice/ricer is a person that buys a car and adds usless things to it,usless rice wings,those huge ass spoilers that dont provide downforce and is only for looks and the bumblebee style exhaust/exhaust tip,altezzas,(i would keep the stock ones on)and if your car has the altezzas it doesnt mean the car is rice that means the taillights are rice and must be removed with other ones.

Also check out
www.anti-rice.com
www.ricecar.com
for more information.

Dude those camaro's,mustangs,saturns,geos,
trailblazers,blazers,trackers, and those french cars are riced out to the max!!

by dan July 11, 2004

Lesbians

A woman who basically likes only other females in a sexual/emotional way.

Facts.
1.Most lesbians are not hot
2.Guys liked watching them get it on in a sexual manner
3.They are more manipulative than straight men
4.Lesbians are normally women who were born with female body parts but have a chemical imbalance which makes their features look more manly over time while which make them attacted to women with or without the disorder,their also known as "born Lesbians"
5."Made Lesbians" are women who have been used by men and decided that maybe another woman will understand them more.
They can be very feminate making them a prize for "Born Lesbians"

Kate is a lesbian,I mean she is cool but she looks like a guy in the face,but you know what,I would still fuck her because I am a guy and I would stick my dick in anything female

by Dan April 11, 2005

Monkey Stomp

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Dan October 22, 2003

ddrfreak

Term used to describe a really good or really obsessed Dance Dance Revolution player.

That dude is a ddrfreak.

by Dan April 3, 2004

Happydeadgirl

A female being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by me.
A woman with physical attractiveness or personal qualities that arouse others sexually.

I'm going to fuck Happydeadgirl till i drop of pure exhaustion.

by Dan December 22, 2003