dan's definitions

blink182

or blink 182 a bang who's song writing talent climaxed with "Dammit" who's popularity climaxed with "All the Small Things" and who's members probably climaxed themselves with "Fucking Dogs"

"Well I guess this is growing up."
"Turn the lights off, carry me home."
"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass!"

by dan November 14, 2003

Konoha

The hometown of Naruto (from the anime naruto) The show is based primarily on the events which occur inside Konoha

also known as "Village hidden in the leaves" or "Leaf Village"

In japanese the anime is the best!

orochimaru: "lets attack konoha today during the chuunin exams"
Hokage: "Anbu deal with this problem"

by Dan June 17, 2006

maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

by Dan January 14, 2005

pornovision

someone who cannot at all stop themselves from watching porno its like there life all on 1 tape or dvd

"look at that geek i bet hes got pornovision"
"ya u can tell by the smile on his face"

by dan February 4, 2005

craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.

Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.

by Dan January 10, 2004

astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.

Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.

by Dan November 4, 2003