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Fooled

To be tricked into doing something stupid i.e. Foolish by someone and/or something.

Often done among friends as friendly jesting and is rarely malicious.

People who are fooled regularly could be described as a Fool and/or n00b.
Friend 1: Argh!! This bastard vending machine took my money!

friend 2: Lol! You got fooled!
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Friend 1 on msn: Here mate look at this new half life 3 preview screenshot it looks well good

Friend 2 on msn: What?! They're making it already?! Send it to us

*sends Tub girl photo*

Friend 2 on msn: Thanx mate

*Prolonged waiting as Friend 2 vomits excessively*

Friend 2 on msn: Damn you are sick!!

Friend 1 on msn: Lol! You got fooled
by Dan January 13, 2005
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heffin'

Colloquial form of "heffing".

The state of being a heffer.
That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary style so she didn't crush my junk.
by Dan January 6, 2004
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u

One of various misspellings that make those of us who can read, write, and speak English well crazy.
by Dan February 29, 2004
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clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.
Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 5, 2004
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pee wee

(verb)

The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.
Guy 1: Man, I'll never work in the preschool again!!
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.
by Dan March 24, 2004
mugGet the pee weemug.

Ginormous

Extremely large; bigger than giant and enormous
I have a Ginormous Penis.
by Dan March 8, 2002
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Conference

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
by Dan May 27, 2008
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