seagal

Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.
by Dan October 16, 2004
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TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
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MFC

Mastrubation Finger Club. What happens when women have one broken nail and the others are still ok.
She's in the MFC.
by Dan October 03, 2003
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donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.
"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"
by dan May 22, 2003
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bjew

by dan April 06, 2003
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cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.
Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.
by Dan January 17, 2005
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jank

Adj. - Cheesy and low-budget, bad quality, typically associated with films.
We rented a really jank movie last night. We turned it off because it was so bad.
by Dan July 24, 2003
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