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1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
Get the k-carmug. World's second biggest country north of the United States of America. Its exports are usually frozen foods, frozen fish and other frozen things.
There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.
Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.
There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.
Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.
Yank: Where ya from?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?
by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
Get the canuckstandmug. McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
Get the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Programmug. A know-it-all Daffy Duck trucker who tries to impress dispatch who just laugh at him or her.
They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
Ross is a super-trucker.
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2006
Get the super-truckermug. National Peddler's Radio.
A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
by Damn Damn Danno January 15, 2007
Get the NPRmug. Derogatory term for a rebranded underpowered General Motors vehicle having the improper brand of PONTIAC.
By definition, although misleading at times, PONTIAC is GM's vehicle excitement division. One such paradox was the Pantiass Aztec; essentially an uglified Buick Rendezvous which stirred little excitement amongst the normal public.
By definition, although misleading at times, PONTIAC is GM's vehicle excitement division. One such paradox was the Pantiass Aztec; essentially an uglified Buick Rendezvous which stirred little excitement amongst the normal public.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
Get the Pantiassmug. Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.
They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.
Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).
Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.
Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).
Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!
Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005
Get the McKevitt Truckingmug.