daVE's definitions

Iron Maiden

The greatest band ever to grace the planet

whoever dislikes Iron Maiden should be shot

by Dave February 7, 2004

balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

ring raider

A battyman word or bum bandit word ass bandit word or gay word

Backs to the wall lads - thers a ring raider on the loose

by Dave July 8, 2003

Cincinnati

yeaaaaaah, cincinnati is fun, yeaaaaaah. i like it, it is my homeland and i enjoy living here, although it is hard getting shot at by police and having a diet consisting mainly of chili spaghetti and flying pig. yeaaaaaah

Hannah: "Do you like Cincinnati Dave?"
Dave: "It's better than New Jersey"

by Dave October 25, 2003

turdmuncher

Somebody who munches turds

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!

by Dave September 19, 2003

himsh

A word to describe a man / woman who has 'had the op' the other way round. See shim word
A himsh has gone from man to woman whereas a shim has gone from woman to man. Derived from the words him and she

Don't kiss that tall bird - it's a himsh!

by Dave July 10, 2003

311

Five self-described "friends for life" making the best music in the world. They have been around since 1988 and are music's best kept secret. Definitely not racist.

Know that 311 has always been Down.

by Dave December 29, 2003