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A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".
Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!
Candy3s by Dave March 13, 2005
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candyass 

A wuss, a pussy, someone scared of taking changes and doing things that
look dangerous.
Dude A: Jerk Chicken is too spicy for me!
Dude B: Candyass!
candyass by Hackworth April 3, 2003
Without doubt the hottest, sexiest, most capable, uber caring, sensual, electrifying goddess-like woman in any universe.
To kiss a Candyss is like swimming to the moon on a sea of champagne.
"Hey, have you met Candyss"?
"OMG !! I'd love to, but she's so hot and wonderful that I'm scared my heart would explode from uncontrollable desire"!!!
Candyss by mmmIknow April 20, 2014

candyass 

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.
Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!
candyass by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

Candyass 

The Rock says this, The rock is going to beat your candyass at wrestlemania and i am going to win that title. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKIN!
Candyass by BigBeaner316 March 21, 2023

Candyshopped 

Having Performed or received a lewd sexual act. Term comes from "Candy Shop" a popular song by rapper 50 Cent.
1. What was that loud screaming noise? I don't know, I think someone may have been candyshopped.
2. He just candyshopped her in public! Call the police.
Candyshopped by UncleIpod82 December 4, 2005

candysoso 

you: do you like this candy?
friend: its good but bad.
you: you mean candysoso?
friend: ya thats what it is!
you and friend: go candysoso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
candysoso by Coolio365 December 15, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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