daVE's definitions

florence nightingale

Adverb:/ used when one holds an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time without drinking, or taking longer than one should with their beverage.

1. Hey why don't you stop florence nightingale that shit.

by dave May 31, 2006

by nature

The very essence of something that is the truest answer to it.

"By nature, Christianity is a moral religion and highly-respectable. There are just stupid people who try to pervert it into what they want it to be."
"By nature, America is a good country. It's just not perfect. Nothing that is human is perfect."
"By nature, Iraq is a good country. The fact that it was run by a dictator made Iraq a horrible place."
"By nature, human beings are good. There are just morons here and there. By nature, these negatives are supposed to be the minority of the population."

"But just because something is something by nature doesn't mean it always is. This is called contradiction. This is also why there is prejudice and hatred. There are even things and beings that are evil by nature."

by Dave June 18, 2004

slug

a moist insect

rubbish slug

by dave September 6, 2003

almy

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

by dave July 18, 2003

Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.

What inordinate eclipticity.

by Dave November 16, 2003

hern

To travel at relative high speed.

I was herning.

Dont put that in the boot(trunk 2 u yanks) like that, it'll hern all over the place.

by Dave November 15, 2003

Squappo

The art of masterbation with one hand under your leg and either tugging or fingering, which ever you do, and the other gently tickling your feet.

Oh Shit Son, You shoulda seen that guy Squappo.

by Dave December 3, 2004