daVE's definitions

OIF

Initials for "Operation Iraqi Freedom".

"OIF is by far the US's most challenging war, on ALL aspects, including particularly politics."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

you shut up

A quick response from a person being told to shut up.

POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!"
ME : "What?"
POSEUR : "Why do you wear army clothes anyway are you a faggot?"
ME : "Shut up!"
POSEUR : "You shut up!"

by Dave January 6, 2005

Tomahawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.

"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomahawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me

by Dave March 23, 2004

OICW

Objective Individual Combat Weapon
5.56mm Kinetic (30-round clip)
20mm HE GL (6-round clip)

A top-secret weapon developed by Alliant Techsystems and H&K. Equipped with revolutionary new technology to increase lethality & range, and equipped with a built-in detonator (supposedly), and equipped with a built-in scope with powerful magnification for sniping purposes.

You can also use this gun in the Ghost Recon series! ^.^ take it from me....it's THE SHIT. ^-^

"Supposedly the OICW is being made and tested in Minnesota...my hometown!! ^.^ I love being Minnesotan."
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004

fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

limuel

A new sex drug currently on the third stage of the FDA spproval process. It is said to be much more potent than viagra and can give you an erection and increased sexual appetite for 24 hours straight with no side effects

Five women, give me a limuel and ...bring it on

by Dave December 23, 2003

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism

False extreme false oppostion to the withdrawal of state support for the Church.

A very long word indeed.

This pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism shall destroy us all!

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism? Shouldn't that be hyphenated?

by Dave February 12, 2004