daVE's definitions
by dave April 9, 2003
Get the assmonkmug. e.g. 1:
You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.
Use: "What a Justice friend"
You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.
Use: "What a Justice friend"
by dave January 19, 2005
Get the Justice friendmug. *A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.
*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".
*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".
"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me
-me
by Dave February 26, 2005
Get the assault weaponmug. shuhtz-stah-fohl
shuhtz-stah-fuhl (?)
shootz-stah-fohl
Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well. They were, and still are, referred to as the SS.
According to a certain WWII Germany-related website, the SS were soldiers of a code of honor. Very few or none had any relation to The Holocaust (yeah right, lookit Untersturmfuhrer Amon Goeth). Some ancestors of the SS claim that their grandfathers, who served in the SS, fought solely for their country. Interesting stuff to think about (?).
shuhtz-stah-fuhl (?)
shootz-stah-fohl
Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well. They were, and still are, referred to as the SS.
According to a certain WWII Germany-related website, the SS were soldiers of a code of honor. Very few or none had any relation to The Holocaust (yeah right, lookit Untersturmfuhrer Amon Goeth). Some ancestors of the SS claim that their grandfathers, who served in the SS, fought solely for their country. Interesting stuff to think about (?).
"They were powerful soldiers; we should give'em that. But the idea that the SS had 'little or no relations to The Holocaust' is something that will probably be questioned for a very long time. I don't prefer to talk about this because, seeing as how 'nazi' is such a POWERFUL word, anyone would think I'm a nazi just for the slightest compliment toward a german soldier during WWII. Damn conclusive bastards..."
-me
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
Get the schutzstaffelmug. A type of ruler who exercises total power over EVERYTHING, and typically has cruel punishments toward those who have even the slightest opinion against him.
Dictators are quite common in communist countries and third-world countries. No one will admit it, but George W Bush is not a dictator. How is he a dictator? Dictatorship is not allowed in the USA.
Dictators are quite common in communist countries and third-world countries. No one will admit it, but George W Bush is not a dictator. How is he a dictator? Dictatorship is not allowed in the USA.
"The reason this definition was removed:
BUSH IS A DICTATOR. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT YOU FUCKIN' REDNECK
Or something in that context. You know what, I think I'm gonna stop coming here on Urban Dictionary. You win. Seriously, anything intelligent or unbiased is not accepted in Urban Dictionary, when in fact it should be. It's as if there are more quality control fanatics than there are people who post definitions. I found out that a lot of my definitions were removed for the stupidest of reasons. You make me sick. If you want me to leave, so be it. Fuck you guys."
-me
BUSH IS A DICTATOR. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT YOU FUCKIN' REDNECK
Or something in that context. You know what, I think I'm gonna stop coming here on Urban Dictionary. You win. Seriously, anything intelligent or unbiased is not accepted in Urban Dictionary, when in fact it should be. It's as if there are more quality control fanatics than there are people who post definitions. I found out that a lot of my definitions were removed for the stupidest of reasons. You make me sick. If you want me to leave, so be it. Fuck you guys."
-me
by Dave February 27, 2005
Get the dictatormug. *The building in Washington DC where the president of the United States resides and does his work. Although it's his house, he has no privacy.
*A term referring to a segregated house allowing only people of caucasion ethnicity.
*A term referring to a segregated house allowing only people of caucasion ethnicity.
Libby-Lib : "There will never be a black president because they called the White House since we're racist and all that shit man."
Me : "Oh shut up, you don't know nothin'."
Libby-Lib : "We're smarter than you Republican nazis!"
Me : "Nazis were national socialists, not conversative capitalists."
Libby-Lib : "There won't be a black president ever."
Me : "Not until Condoleeza Rice runs, my friend."
Me : "Oh shut up, you don't know nothin'."
Libby-Lib : "We're smarter than you Republican nazis!"
Me : "Nazis were national socialists, not conversative capitalists."
Libby-Lib : "There won't be a black president ever."
Me : "Not until Condoleeza Rice runs, my friend."
by Dave September 9, 2004
Get the White Housemug. stoof, the begeing of stufu, the common pronunciation of stfu. therefore, stoof is a shortened version of, shut the fuck up
gtfo stoof nubx0rz
by Dave November 4, 2003
Get the stoofmug.