daDebil's definitions

ford

A friend of Arthur Dent.

Do you know where your towell is?

by daDebil April 21, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.

bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

colateral damage

Thier children, "accidently" killed by us.
Not to be confused with the slaughter of innocents, i.e., our children "accidently" slain by them.

The children who died at Waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in Oaklahoma City were needlessly massacred.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

rdfm

reed da fuxin manuel, in redneckeze

billyjoejimbob: How do I use this heah toilet paper stuff?
clem: RDFM!
bjjb: but i cain't reed...

by daDebil January 15, 2004

455

A powerful GM big-block engine, capable of delivering 400+ HP, usually found in vintage full-sized cars.

ebon: Man, dat deuce wit a 455 whacked my 4!
engl: My 1964 Chevy lost a race to a Buick Electra with a 455cu.in. engine!

by daDebil February 21, 2004

CP/M

An archaic operating system, written for the Intel 8080/8085 and Zilog Z80 family of processors, and particularly favored by High Tech Red Necks. Peggy Hill runs CP/M on her Kaypro II.

bubba: What OS are ya runnin'?
htrn: CP/M, of course!

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

by daDebil January 16, 2004