Definitions by daDebil

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.

bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who over-clocks hiz e-lec'rik beer cooler.

bubba: yer processor iz melting down!
htrn: dat's cuz I re-routed my liquid nitrogen system ta keep mah beer cold.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004