algore

Al Gore, alloneword, as pronounced by Rush Limbaugh.

bubba: Mah vice-president is an algore.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

colateral damage

Thier children, "accidently" killed by us.
Not to be confused with the slaughter of innocents, i.e., our children "accidently" slain by them.

The children who died at Waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in Oaklahoma City were needlessly massacred.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

assembly language

The one true computer programming language. All high-level languages reduce down to assembly language in the end.

High Tech Red Necks always code in assembly language.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.

bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

rdfm

reed da fuxin manuel, in redneckeze

billyjoejimbob: How do I use this heah toilet paper stuff?
clem: RDFM!
bjjb: but i cain't reed...

by daDebil January 15, 2004

RumorControl

An alias of daDebil.

htrn: I am RumorControl. From now on all rumors, propaganda, counter-propaganda, dis-information, mis-information, inuendoes, lies, damned lies and statistics must be filtered thru me for (de)authentication before being distributed by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic. Distribution of same without prior authorization will result in the immediate revokation of all such privileges. Resistance is futile. All your base are belong to us!

--daDebil
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Jam the computer...trash every lethal machine in the land! --Timothy Leary

by daDebil March 05, 2004