daDebil's definitions

U-bonics

Pronounced you-bonics. High Tech Red Neck for Ebonics.

bubba: Who was dat on da fone?
htrn: Dunno.
bubba: Whad ey say?
htrn: Dunno, they spoke U-bonics.

by daDebil February 24, 2004

colateral damage

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.

georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

us

Me, and all the other High Tech Red Necks in daWorld.

bubba: Is she one of us?
htrn: Gawd, I hope ta kiss yr ass she is!

by daDebil February 29, 2004

deuce

1)A 1932 Ford, usually a coupe or roadster.
2)A vintage full-size luxury car, the Buick Electra 225, a.k.a. deuce-an'-a-quarter.
3)Two dollars worth of something, usually drugs (very hard to find these days).

1)Man, dat deuce is some rod!
2)Man, dat deuce is some ride!
3)Man, I wouldn't give ya a deuce fr dat deuce!

by daDebil February 21, 2004

ford

FuckedOverReconditionedDodge;
FuckerOnlyRollsDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRidesDownhill;
FuckerOnlyRacesDownhill;
and my all-time favorite,
FuckinOlRebuiltDinosaur!

HTRN: <singing> Wish a Ford an a Chebby would still last 10 years like they should...

by daDebil April 21, 2004