High Tech Red Neck

Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.

bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose lawn jockey iz holdin a laptop computer instead of a lantern.

bubba: weel dowgiez, if dat ain't class!
htrn: shut up an shove another block under dis heah car.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.

bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.

bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?

by daDebil January 16, 2004

ford

A friend of Arthur Dent.

Do you know where your towell is?

by daDebil April 21, 2004

Kaypro

The very best line of computers ever built. They were Z80-based CP/M machines. High Tech Red Necks all own Kaypros. Kaypro was formerly known as Non-Linear Systems.

peggy hill: I sure hope my Kaypro II is Y2K-compliant.
hank hill: Hell, peggy, I don't think it's even Y1K-compliant

by daDebil February 29, 2004

alias

What High Tech Red Necks call themselves when surfin' daNet.

daDebil has more than one alias.

by daDebil March 01, 2004