swipe

What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!

shing........SWIPE! reowr!

by da hood' January 03, 2005

split down

when someone runs you down with a carving object and kills your ass with it!

jonas chased his wife candace with a fire axe through the woods. he caught her and knocked her to the ground. he raised the axe and candace put her arm up futally to block the axe, but the axe went through her arm and she was split down.

by da hood' June 20, 2004

doctor

a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!

crackheads start in the E.R wing

by da hood' February 08, 2005

skateboarding

To me skateboarding is the most enjoyable sport ever created. Its one of the best things you can do and its really fun. Kids who skateboard just for the fun of it are the ones who really like it. But.....

we now have little assholes skating just "to get sponsered" That dont realize that 1. They aint gonna get sponsered because you have to love the sport to get that good and 2. Even if they do get sponsered there isnt going to be all glory and big paychecks. And some skating kids say its a stereotype that all skaters are assholes. Not ALL of them but the younger kids, in general, are fuckin douche bags. How do you think the stereotype got there? stereotypes usually hold true. Also we have the kids skating because they think it makes them cool. When are these kids gonna see that skating doesnt make you a cool rebel? theres millions of kids skating!


And the skateparks are full of nasty ass ho women that wanna have 40 babies. That was just as a little side note.

I explained it all, mufucka!

by da hood' November 05, 2004

shank

A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!

see my definition of im gonna cut him homes for a related definition.

by da hood' December 19, 2004

holiday

Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.

my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.

by da hood' November 22, 2004

I have betrayed thee! fetch thy rope!

He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!

jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.

by da hood' January 02, 2005