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Kick The Can

The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.

Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.
"Our present-day kick the can is hackeysack. Like I care though."
-me
by Dave January 20, 2004
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neko

neh-koh

Japanese literal meaning for "cat".
"I want to buy a neko for a pet."
"Huh?"
by Dave February 12, 2006
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prostitute

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
by Dave March 20, 2004
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Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
by Dave January 6, 2005
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Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...
by Dave March 24, 2005
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fucked up

I had ten bourbon and coke....constitutes....fucked up
by Dave March 25, 2004
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shemagh

A traditional Arabian headwear that is able to cover up the face.
"What's a shemagh?"
"An Arabian headwear thing."
"Oh it's A-rabs? Fuck that shit."
by Dave September 9, 2004
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