Definitions by dAVE
christianity
One of the three religions that involves the worship of God, along with judaism and islam (judaism refers to God as "Yahweh", and islam refers to God as "Allah").
Christianity revolves around the belief of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Christianity also has different branches, including catholicism (popularly-believed to be a radical and strict form of christianity), lutheran (said to be christianity for blacks), protestant, and presbyterian.
Unfortunately, christianity has been perverted by the world to be an awful religion based around occult-relations....this is because there are stupid people who claim to do bad things in God's name (see Al Qaeda & KKK; the KKK discriminates in the name of christianity).
Christianity revolves around love for everything, including fellow human beings. Unfortunately, we as human beings are doomed to hate one another because of our nature. Nevertheless, there are those who try to follow christianity strictly, so much that they don't say words like "damn" or "fuck" (christianity has been popularized as a personality where people don't swear).
On a sidenote, the dominant religion now is a battle between christianity and islam. Many are converting to islam for countless reasons; it is apparently a fascinating religion, albeit strict (and you're forbidden to eat pork).
Christianity revolves around the belief of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Christianity also has different branches, including catholicism (popularly-believed to be a radical and strict form of christianity), lutheran (said to be christianity for blacks), protestant, and presbyterian.
Unfortunately, christianity has been perverted by the world to be an awful religion based around occult-relations....this is because there are stupid people who claim to do bad things in God's name (see Al Qaeda & KKK; the KKK discriminates in the name of christianity).
Christianity revolves around love for everything, including fellow human beings. Unfortunately, we as human beings are doomed to hate one another because of our nature. Nevertheless, there are those who try to follow christianity strictly, so much that they don't say words like "damn" or "fuck" (christianity has been popularized as a personality where people don't swear).
On a sidenote, the dominant religion now is a battle between christianity and islam. Many are converting to islam for countless reasons; it is apparently a fascinating religion, albeit strict (and you're forbidden to eat pork).
"Christianity is misunderstood now; christianity is, by nature, a greatly respectable religion."
-me
"Do unto others as they would love to have done unto you."
-Jesus Christ
"Love your enemies....for if you love only those who love you, where is the reward in that?"
-Jesus Christ
-me
"Do unto others as they would love to have done unto you."
-Jesus Christ
"Love your enemies....for if you love only those who love you, where is the reward in that?"
-Jesus Christ
christianity by Dave April 4, 2004
Super Baby Method
A type of process, often involving the field of genetics & thus cloning, used to create powerful human beings.
According to Liquid Snake, the Super Baby Method goes like this:
They fertilize an egg from one of someone's cell, and then let it divide into whatever amount of babies they want. And then, the eggs are transplanted into someone's uterus. Thus the babies are twins, but the fetal growth is strong...however, fetal growth is stronger if a certain number of babies are aborted.
According to Liquid Snake, the Super Baby Method goes like this:
They fertilize an egg from one of someone's cell, and then let it divide into whatever amount of babies they want. And then, the eggs are transplanted into someone's uterus. Thus the babies are twins, but the fetal growth is strong...however, fetal growth is stronger if a certain number of babies are aborted.
"The Super Baby Method sounds immoral, but at the same time, it would create extremely powerful manpower."
-me
"You and I were originally octuplets."
-Liquid Snake, talking to Solid Snake about how they were "created"; MGS
-me
"You and I were originally octuplets."
-Liquid Snake, talking to Solid Snake about how they were "created"; MGS
Super Baby Method by Dave April 2, 2004
marijuana
meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh
An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down
......and MANY more terms.
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh
An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down
......and MANY more terms.
Napster Syndrome
n. A defect in MP3 audio files that results in screeching, buzzing, clicking and popping. This symptom, constantly found in files propagated on networks such as Kazaa, was most prevalent on Napster, whence the name is derived.
Napster Syndrome by Dave April 1, 2004
idiot
A negative term to refer to a person of any negative traits, such as lack of intelligence or offensive behavior.
tobaccy
"No tobaccy please."
-me
-me