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The oldest known game in the history of humanity. The name speaks for itself; children gather around and kick a can to each other. The history of this game dates are far back as medieval ages, perhaps even further.
Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.
Centuries later.....thank God for Nintendo.
by Dave January 20, 2004
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Get the neko mug.*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.
*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me
ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
-me
ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
by Dave March 20, 2004
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"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
by Dave January 6, 2005
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Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.
Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.
Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Laura: What do you do for a living?
Nick: I'm a firefighter.
Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?
Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.
Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?
Dave: Oh yeah.
Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?
Dave: later Nick...
Nick: I'm a firefighter.
Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?
Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.
Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?
Dave: Oh yeah.
Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?
Dave: later Nick...
by Dave March 24, 2005
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