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Definitions by dAVE

shit in the bidet 

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."
shit in the bidet by Dave June 19, 2004
Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.

Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.
"This new Nattefrost album is kvlt as fuck!"

"stfu".
kvlt by Dave June 19, 2004
National Socialist Black Metal. black metal which contains racist beliefs, essentially. NSBM bands are usually, musically speaking, of the kvlt persuasion, with the local folk instruments thrown in here and there.

NSBM bands usually draw their lyrical inspiration from pre-Christian heathen traditions rather than Satanism, and usually ascribe or claim to ascribe to the standards of honour supposedly upheld by these ancestral folk.

Somewhat confusingly, NSBM is most popular in the Slavic regions of Eastern Europe; one of the biggest names in the scene, Rob Darken, is actually from Poland, surely the last place you'd expect anything remotely Nazi-esque to be taking root.
"Why listen to NSBM, man? Regular BM isn't extreme enough, you need it to be Nazi as well?"
NSBM by Dave June 19, 2004

by nature 

The very essence of something that is the truest answer to it.
"By nature, Christianity is a moral religion and highly-respectable. There are just stupid people who try to pervert it into what they want it to be."
"By nature, America is a good country. It's just not perfect. Nothing that is human is perfect."
"By nature, Iraq is a good country. The fact that it was run by a dictator made Iraq a horrible place."
"By nature, human beings are good. There are just morons here and there. By nature, these negatives are supposed to be the minority of the population."

"But just because something is something by nature doesn't mean it always is. This is called contradiction. This is also why there is prejudice and hatred. There are even things and beings that are evil by nature."
by nature by Dave June 18, 2004
A song performed by the one and only GellieMan. Some believe this is some kind of joke or parody of boy bands...but it's not. The kid was really trying. Either way he shows off some kickass dance moves at the end of the it. LOL
To have her shining right here by my side, I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eyes, ooooh...

She moves how?
aicha by dave June 17, 2004
*A term for a person's teeth.

*To grill, or barbeque.

*Word relating to physical action taken upon one.

*An item used for grilling and barbequing meat, particularly hamburgers. Grilling is an American tradition that has led to friendship and even philosophizing about the American Dream.
"Don't piss me off or I'll fuckin' grill ya man!"
grill by Dave June 16, 2004

Mossberg 

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.
"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me
Mossberg by Dave June 16, 2004