dAVE's definitions

Erd

To Erd; noun; to pull an Erd is to say something extremely stupid yet clever and isightful whilst leaving the world of idiots behind and having them basque in glory. Example...

"I remember when I in year 7 and was young, free & black" - Erd, in Year 11...

by Dave January 11, 2005

dictator

1. Any head of state or a popular movement that does not allow Western Imperialists to rape and pillage his or her country, provides adequate healthcare and education, doesn't offer up their people was sweatshop labor, does not fall into the embrace of the IMF, Worldbank, WTO and serves the wrong national interest, that of the people of his or her nation as opposed to those of Western multinational corporations.

Alexandre Lukashenko is a dictator because people in Belarus aren't starving and illiterate in the name of the corporate defined "free" market, while Islam Karimov in Uzbekistan, who boils political opponents alive and imprisons their mothers, is a man of democracy.

by dave May 13, 2005

minister for fun

would define a moody and miserable woman (normally refering to your wife/partner)

tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first

by dave November 25, 2004

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

by Dave November 20, 2003

edumacation

Silly pronunciation of the word "education".

"You hates Amurica?! Get an edumacation!!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

scope

Any type of tube-shaped lenses for the purpose of magnifying vision. There are numerous types; sometimes binocs are called scopes.

"I use this term to refer to rifle-scopes really."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

Riptard

A weapon, consists of a ball attached to a string, the ball has blades attached to it.

"Jesus Christ that weapon is cool!, what is it?"
"Well my soon to be dead friend, it's a Riptard!"

by Dave January 28, 2004