dAVE's definitions

splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 21, 2004

Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".

Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!

by Dave March 13, 2005

Pooda

Any person(s) who are homosexual, Abbreviation of Poofter.

Fuck Sam!, Look at that Fuckin' Pooda

by Dave January 11, 2005

Sysdrum

system drumatics when a computer breaks or acts up,
1a A bug or virus
1b the way a person acts when computers crash.
2 a white kid who is to nerdy to be cool

If you know an example then good for you

by Dave February 10, 2004

military

A term for someone who has any type of relation to the military.

"That guy's fuckin' military!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

G-string

Similar to a thong but exposes much more. G-strings, like thongs, are very beautiful pieces of clothing, especially for lovely females. ^-^

"I like hotties in thongs, but G-strings are incredibly sexy. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004

poppit

Actually spelled: "poppet".

Chiefly a British derivitive of the word "puppet".

A darling, a small child, a doll, a puppet.

She's such a sweet, little poppet.

by Dave February 7, 2005