dAVE's definitions

tradesmans

shortened from tradesman's entrance.
another name for the back passage, the arse, the batty, the bottom, the anus etc etc.

Man, she fucking loves it up the tradesmans, dirty bitch!

Gaylords are always rutting each other's tradesmans, they make me sick.

by dave January 4, 2004

Evansophilia

Complete addoration of the body of an 'Evans@ for no reason as there has never been an apparent one.

Mr T. Evans loves himself

by Dave June 12, 2003

going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).

SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."

by Dave April 1, 2004

phat

Ghetto, alternate spelling for "fat". To me it also means, "Pretty Hot Ass'n'Titties". lol ^_^

"Man I am phat!"
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much

"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o

by Dave March 26, 2004

nutzi

A more appropriate term for a nazi, because of what they did.

Donald Duck in Nutzi Land

by Dave January 8, 2005

Mint

Mainly a word used by scallies in Manchester to describe something appealing tot them. -not all mancs use it coz i'm a Manc and i dont speak like a twat.

E-ah-yo check out dat graffiti its mint

by Dave June 4, 2003

kevinrookiebiatch?

Kevin, K- Jizzle, is a little rookie biatch, which is spelt biatch not beeeeeyatch.

Kevin is a rookie biatch.

by Dave November 14, 2003